Cole Haddon is a struggling writer with little going for him, except inordinately sized testicles and the same "Go get ’em!" attitude that scored Rocky Balboa a multi-picture deal. Look for his non-fiction in ’zines like Real Detroit Weekly, Sonic Slang, Rockrgrl, Venus, and Buzzine. If you like his fiction, though, you'll have to look harder. Turns out, he might not be as talented as he likes to think he is.