Other Entities That Are Not Great, According to an Inebriated but Still Quite Formidable Christopher Hitchens
The rabid frothing of their pathetic anthropomorphic tiger mascot notwithstanding, these "flakes" decompose in seconds into an insipid, over-sweet slurry.
Over the Partition with Nary a Bounce: Home Run Calls I'd Love to Hear
The fat lady of myth and legend may have not sung as yet, but she is most certainly humming a rather jaunty tune! [Said while tipping back boater hat and pouring out a handful of crackerjack.
We Will Stop at Nothing to Acquire Your Swiffer Technology
A Proclamation from Three-Click-Pause-Two-Click, Fifth of Many