David Jasper lives with his wife and children in Oregon, where he writes for a daily. Back in Florida, he wrote for an alt-weekly. He hopes to one day write for a monthly, so he'll be able to say he ran the gamut. His stuff has appeared in or on Kitchen Sink; Big Brother, the skateboard mag; McSweeney's; and Über. There were other ideas, but he was too sleepy to write them down.