Five More Underrated Songs
Five more underrated gems, courtesy the inimitable Mr. DiClaudio.
A Message from Avian Influenza A (H5N1) to the People of Planet Earth: I Will Kill You All!
Surrender all hope, human beings! I, Avian Influenza A (H5N1), have you in my crosshairs. You have no chance. Stand down and accept your fate. When my reign of terror has been fully realized, the atmosphere shall grow thick with...
The As-Yet-Unaired Third "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" Advertisement
John Kerry borrowed five dollars from me, and when I asked for it back, he shook his head, looked confused and said, “What five dollars?”
Jake Loves the Eighties
We’d just come from some girl’s party to which we’d brought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and left after we’d finished it ourselves.
The Nature of the Carolina Ghost Crab
The ghost crabs that inhabit the beaches of the Carolinas are in the midst of an evolutionary change: they are evolving from marine to land creatures, which explains why one of them was living in the arid, higher-altitude area of...