Presidents Day Sale

Some Thoughts on Improving Hannukkah!
Settle on the spelling. Market the latkes. More songs! Gina Gershon & other hot Jewesses.

Rocking the WGA Strike, Pt. II
Presenting some of Y.P.R.'s archive of screenplays, treatments, pitches, and script coverage.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Chamber of the Secret Sorcerer's Order of the Hollow Half-Blood Phoenix Stone Goblet Fire Magic Muggle Presto Blah Blah Blah
Presenting one last round-up of Magic and Muggle parodies from Y.P.R.'s past.

Valentine's Day Massacre
Unrequited Love from Y.P.R.'s Past

The Ghosts of Christmas Past
Some Christmas features from the Y.P.aRchives.

The Black Table Roast
In which Y.P.R. and friends ceremoniously turn the infamous black table into kindling.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s Canon
The Y.P.R. Book Club reads and absorbs the work of K.V. Jr.

J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
In which Y.P.R. milks more mirth from muggles and mudbloods.

Jonathan Safran Foer's Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
In which Y.P.R. is too clever by half.

Sam Lipsyte's Home Land
In which Y.P.R. solicits your alumni updates, yearbook scribblings, and notes passed to high-school crushes.

Malcolm Gladwell's Blink!
Some spur-of-the-moment, off-the-cuff, split-second, ad-lib snap judgments regarding Malcolm Gladwell's Blink: The Power of Winking without Blinking.

Christmastime Is Here
In which Y.P.R. posts some holiday cards it's received from extended family.

A Fairly Balanced Look at Rightwing Propaganda
In which Y.P.R. reads and absorbs the neoconservative worldview.

Kitty Kelley's The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty
In which Y.P.R. throws (Heinz brand) tomatoes at Ms. Kelley's tell-all biography about our nation's first family.

Nicholson Baker's Checkpoint
In which Y.P.R. solicits your parodies, deleted chapters, foreign mistranslations, screenplay adaptations, off-topic reviews, and random thoughts whilst reading the zeitgeisty political thriller.

Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. in N.Y.C. 2004
In which Y.P.R. covers the Republican invasion of its home town.

The Choire Sicha Roast
In which Y.P.R. hosts a communal Roast of the erstwhile Gawker editor. Roasters hail from throughout the blogosphere.

I ♥ I Love the [X]0s
In which Y.P.R. assembles a panel of D-list talking heads to share memories and commentary of the VH1 retrospectives.

La Caída Pequeña, La Elevación Grande
In which Y.P.R. lovingly parodies our dear friend TMFTML.

The Y.P.OscaRs
In which Y.P.R. presents some overlooked awards.

Writers-on-Writing Month
In which Y.P.R. presents material regarding inspiration, revision, rejection, writer's block, book reports, language, style, poetry, prose, plays, ink, typewriters, quills, sharpies, and Wite-out.

whatfore (dot org)
In which Y.P.R. lovingly parodies our dear friend whatevs. Huzzah!

The Neal Pollack Roast
In which Y.P.R. hosts a communal Roast of the World's Greatest Living Writer. Roasters comprise kindred spirits Haypenny, Eyeshot, (pnote), K.E.L.R., and a slew of bloggers.

The Bone-Chilling, Spine-Tingling, Hair-Raising, Bloodcurdling Hallowe'en House of Horror
In which Y.P.R. scares the bejesus out of you.

Shelley Jackson's Skin Project

In which Y.P.R. writes a whole short story on one human canvas, as response to Shelley Jackson's Skin project (in which volunteers have a word apiece tattooed onto their bodies).

Fall Première Week
In which Y.P.R. gives the Nielsen-ratings people something to freak out about.

Sentiments Anti-Français
In which Y.P.R. resorts to the milking of outdated, hackneyed stereotypes to exploit America's love/hate relationship with France.

Californication
In which Y.P.R. presents public addresses from some of the candidates of the 2003 California Recall Election Free-for-All.

Timothy McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit
In which Y.P.R. lovingly satirizes our friend McSweeney's.

Middle East Gawker
In which Y.P.R. lovingly parodies our dear friend Gawker.

Fourth of July Fourthiness
In which Y.P.R. proudly presents some barbecued hot dogs and fireworks that declare our independence from those dirty Brits.

Puck Everlasting: Stanley Cup 2003
In which Y.P.R. proudly presents some incongruous drivel vaguely surrounding America's fifth-favorite pastime.

Memorial Day Mania!
In which we offer some mischief and mayhem tangentially related to Memorial Day. Think Toyatathon.

¡Cinco de Mayo!
In which one can enjoy a fifth of May, con queso. ¡Caliente!

Smuggled Goods
In which Y.P.R. smuggles its fine product into hapless, unsuspecting venues....

Oscar Coverage 2003
In which cheap, tired jokes are made at the expense of famous people.

Dear New York Times Book Review
In which the novelist manqué J. Abraham mounts an epistolary quest for review.