Gareth Giles

Gareth Giles is a student from London. He recently queued until 12:01 a.m. for the new Harry Potter book--Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. He sometimes uses chat-up lines on women, but more often drugs. He also loves playing Strip Snakes and Ladders, sometimes to the early hours of the morning. Gareth has a healthy fetish for young men in tight shorts.

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How to Win at Pool Dogs Playing PoolBecoming good at pool is a bit like taking a trip to a remote monastery somewhere in northern China. Not only does it take a lot of dedication, but let's face it--you won't be meeting any women for a while. You'll have to get used to the touch of a man's delicate flesh. And what better kind of manflesh is there than my pink, pudgy fingers gliding over this keyboard, typing a strategy out for winning at the ultimate American game?
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How to Win at Cards Many of you will never have heard of the game daringly named "cards." This may be because you have working-class friends--or for another of a variety of reasons. However, this leads me from the point--that point being that I don’t...

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