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An Important Message About Breast Health from Antonio Banderas by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Thursday, May 15, 2008

Some Tips on Identifying and Coping with Indigenous Nudity by Tyler Stoddard Smith
Monday, April 28, 2008

Which Saved by the Bell Character Are You? by Nathan Thornton
Friday, April 25, 2008

Recipe for Disaster
Monday, April 14, 2008

Become an Undecided Voter!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Hockey Terms: The Essential Guide to One of the Top 50 Most Popular Sports in America by Frank Ferri
Monday, March 3, 2008

Are You Conservative or Liberal?
Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Complete Idjit's Guide to Old-West Cussin' by David Jasper
Thursday, February 7, 2008

How to Write Poetry by Jamie Zerndt
Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Cormac McCarthy on How to Write a Pulitzer Prize Winning Novel by Adam Lefton
Tuesday, August 14, 2007

How to Win at Pool by Gareth Giles
Thursday, June 14, 2007

How to Bluff Your Way Through a Heart Bypass by Jesse McLean
Monday, June 11, 2007

Against the Day

Reading Tips for Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day by Jake Tuck
Friday, March 16, 2007

Select Passages from The International Guide for Metric Conversion by Eric Feezell
Thursday, September 28, 2006

Strategy Guide for Capcom's Lit Fighter II: The Word Warriors by Dale Dobson
Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Op-Ed Recipe by David Martin
Monday, September 25, 2006

Elaborate and Highly Ineffective Ways to Kill Yourself at Work by Lindsay Dudbridge
Thursday, September 21, 2006

Money-Making Secrets--Revealed!!! by Dale Dobson
Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Quiz: Are You Curious? by Jason Roeder
Thursday, August 31, 2006

Test Your Sexist, Ageist, and Racist Tendencies by Victor Anthoni
Monday, August 14, 2006

What's Attacking You? by Ross Wolinsky
Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Help! Am I Stuck in a Creedence Clearwater Revival Song? -- A Survival Guide by Eric Feezell
Friday, February 3, 2006

AAA Gas-Saving Tips: Updated for the Coming Oil Apocalypse by Anthony Jaffe
Tuesday, January 3, 2006

Does Your Child Have A.D.H.D.? by Eric Feezell
Tuesday, December 6, 2005

A Field Guide to Selected Western Artists by J. D. Smith
Friday, July 22, 2005

How to Win at Cards by Gareth Giles
Monday, July 18, 2005

Signs That Internet Dating Is Not Going Well for You by Jon Stahl
Friday, July 8, 2005

Catamount Encounters: Tips on Avoiding Trouble and Defending Yourself in an Attack
Monday, April 11, 2005

A Style Guide for Blog Parodists by Jaime J. Weinman
Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Ars Short Storica: A Guide for Aspiring Writers of Short Fiction by Seth Fried
Friday, March 18, 2005

How to Get a New York City Straphanger to Bankroll Your Alternative Lifestyle by Tony Antoniadis
Monday, March 14, 2005

How to Write a Book
Wednesday, February 9, 2005

Selected Tips from Emily Post's Etiquette for Ukrainian Dinner Parties
Wednesday, December 15, 2004

An Excerpt from Bill O’Reilly’s Upcoming Book, How to Have Hot Sex Using a Falafel: For Kids by Christopher Monks
Wednesday, December 1, 2004

How to Get a Boyfriend, as Explained to Me by My 11-Year-Old Sister by Leigh Stein
Monday, November 15, 2004

12 Easy Steps to a Better You by Ian Carey
Tuesday, October 19, 2004

How to Conduct a Sincere Discussion Group on Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint with a Disruptive Norwegian Forest Cat on the Premises by Tony Antoniadis
Friday, October 1, 2004

How to Make the Most of This Desert Island Experience by Christina Delia
Wednesday, September 8, 2004

How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island by Tony Antoniadis
Monday, August 30, 2004

The Shard Phenomenon and Its Potential Application as a Come-On by Heather Van Doren
Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Good Writing by J. D. Salinger
Sunday, February 29, 2004

Writing Goodly by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Sunday, February 29, 2004

How to Write Gouda by Tom Robbins
Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Mailer!

Writing Well by Norman Mailer
Thursday, February 19, 2004

Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Kim Bosch
Friday, February 13, 2004

Writing Good by John Irving
Monday, February 9, 2004

How to Wear Battle Dress by Alex Fradera
Thursday, January 29, 2004

How I Quit Smoking by Cheryl Chamgers
Monday, January 26, 2004

Stunk ’n’ White: New ’n’ Improved!!! by Ken Krimstein
Thursday, January 15, 2004

Tighter Abs in Six Weeks by Ellen Meister
Friday, January 9, 2004

Urban Dance by Kay Sexton
Friday, December 5, 2003

Gygantopithecus Blackus, or, The Hunt for "Big Al" by Diana Lynn Grove
Tuesday, September 9, 2003

Your Desk Is a Wonderland by Josh Abraham
Thursday, June 19, 2003

How to Fix Your Canon Copier by Brian Newell
Wednesday, June 4, 2003

Sally's Guide to Cleansing Your Corporate Soul by Sally Reardon
Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham
Wednesday, May 7, 2003

Lo! Bread of Affliction: How to Flirt with a Guest at the Seder
Thursday, April 17, 2003

How to Get Rid of a Body Using Ordinary Household Objects
Friday, April 4, 2003

That's Not How You Shave a Bear by Geoff Wolinetz
Friday, March 28, 2003