K. Robinson Carter
K. Robinson Carter has written under the name Kevin Baker for Maisonneuve, Salon, Pop Politics, Opium, and Haypenny. One of his articles for the National Post was excerpted by Gawker, while one of his regular contributions to his hometown daily, the Edmonton Journal, was copied holus-bolus by BryanAdams.nu. With so much hot Internet action, who needs a personal Web site? But don't be fooled by all the glamorous fluff: K. Rob is also smart. Using the name Kiberius Spark, he once won a prize in the McSweeney's Brain Exploder contest. Oh no, he did not! Enough! This stealing the identities of brilliant and successful writers and quiz-solvers has got to stop! Meanwhile, K. Rob's gift of his life's wisdom--"Writers! Add Today's Top Celebs!"--remains available for publication. Read about it here.