Batman's Financial Missteps
Most of his money was tied up in real estate, blind trusts and his collection of pewter baby dishes, so to pay for the Batcave's modernization, Batman took out a sizable loan from his Hall of Justice 401(k).
"Puppies for Sale" Fliers That Really Work
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You can't tell by this photo, but this puppy looks EXACTLY like Denzel Washington.