Kent Roberts

Kent Roberts is a contributor to The Onion and ADDitude magazine. He has a major role in the forthcoming independent film Around the Coroner (dir. Mike Delevante and Geoff Shelton) and is featured in best-selling author Jonathan Mooney's forthcoming book The Short Bus Stories. Kent's Web site,, provides updates of Kent's laundry situation and exclusive interviews of Kent, by Kent. Roberts currently resides in rural Indiana, where he is making a name for himself in the whooping-and-hollering industry.

Selling Myself, Installment II In March I became a published author, and I quickly realized how important self-presentation is to creative success. This is the second in a series of letters in which I "sell myself" to various prize committees, billionaires, and television executives.
Selling Myself, Installment I The following is my application letter for the Pulitzer Prize.
Update: A case of beer was dropped off to their offices, around lunchtime on October 28. I hope they enjoyed the beer and expect to hear from them shortly.

Dear Pulitzer Prize Chairman Lee C. Bollinger:
I am a winner. I've always been a winner. . .

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