Ultimate Power Anthems of the Agnostic by Tyler Stoddard Smith
Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Things I Would Do if God Were Proven Nonexistent
Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Lesser-Known Quotations from Famous People by Zach Oberman
Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Names for Baby Girls Born to Chemists
Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Cruelest Nicknames in Modern Operatic History
Thursday, June 5, 2008

Hip Hopsticles by Jimmy Chen
Thursday, May 29, 2008

Eggs on the Brunch Menu of the Restaurant I Probably Shouldn't Open
Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Dirty Deeds Done Not So Dirt Cheap
Friday, May 2, 2008

Lives of the Mutant Ninja Turtles
Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Everything I Need to Know I Learned Watching Bravo
Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Led Zeppelin's "Essential" Reading List: North American Tour, 1977 by Tyler Stoddard Smith
Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Classic Kung Fu Titles That Would Make for Some Disturbingly Bad Porn
Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Platypus-Based Expressions to Disarm Friend & Foe Alike
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Popular Adages from Surly Richard's Almanack
Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Most Tortured Pitchfork Descriptions of Singers' Voices by Michael Rottman
Monday, March 31, 2008

Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes Through the Ages by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Thursday, March 27, 2008

If the Beatles Were Jews
Thursday, March 20, 2008

Some HTML Tags and Text I Hope I Never Write
Thursday, March 6, 2008

Topical Punch II: Kool-Aid Flavors of the Go-Go 80s That Never Quite Made It by Mike Drach
Monday, March 3, 2008

Five Things Thomas Pynchon Will Never Say
Monday, March 3, 2008

Tom Hanks Films, Arranged in Diminishing Vicinity to the Ocean by Jimmy Chen
Monday, March 3, 2008

More Less Traditional Mafia Hit Men by Frank Ferri
Monday, February 11, 2008

Less Traditional Mafia Hit Men by Frank Ferri
Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Post-9/11 Alternatives to No Fear
Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The Best Damn Sports Show Period Presents the Top End-Zone Celebrations of 2007 by Phil Andersen, C.P.A.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Programs That the Discovery Channel Opted Not to Air During Shark Week
Thursday, January 24, 2008

Lesser Known Characters from Dickens's A Christmas Carol by Laurence Hughes
Friday, December 21, 2007

A Treasury of Best-Loved Bolshevik Christmas Carols by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Monday, December 17, 2007

My Problems with Story Problems by Brian Beatty
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Blue Öyster Cult's Early Choices for Potential but Ultimately Discarded Band Names by Tyler Stoddard Smith
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Short-Lived Reality TV Shows (If Television Had Existed Back Then) by Dena Taylor
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Designer Dog Breeds: Rapper's Edition by Nora Fussner
Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Chance Cards in Liberty City Monopoly by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Drunken Comebacks I'll Remember to Say Next Time I'm Not So Drunk by Andrew Kiraly
Monday, October 1, 2007

Tongue Untwisters by Geoff Haggerty & Chris Principe
Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Rod Stewart Songs Titles, Ordered to Tell the Story of His Public Life by Katelyn Sack
Wednesday, September 12, 2007

What Various People Would Turn Into if, Subject to the Rules Established for the Care of Mogwai in the 1984 Movie Gremlins, They Were Fed after Midnight by Andrew Kiraly
Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Prominent Organizations Whose Missions Would Change Drastically with the Addition of a Single Word by Frank Ferri
Saturday, July 21, 2007

Rejected Titles for Beyoncé's New Album, Inspired by Today® Contraceptive Sponge FAQs and the "Bubblestand" Episode of SpongeBob SquarePants by William Walsh
Thursday, May 31, 2007

Ways in Which Tom Cruise Is Like Jesus Christ by Matt Evans
Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The Secret Keyboard Shortcuts of Tuesdays with Morrie Author Mitch Albom by Andrew Kiraly
Monday, April 2, 2007

Things You May Exclaim After Tumbling Down a Flight of Stairs That Turn Out to Be Made Entirely of Funnel Cake by Lucas Held
Tuesday, February 6, 2007

If Mice Could Speak by Wayne Gladstone
Friday, November 10, 2006

A Typical Day for Sagat from Street Fighter by Geoff Haggerty & Chris Principe
Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Corollaries to Godwin's Law by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Friday, September 22, 2006

Kool-Aid Flavors of the Go-Go 90s That Never Quite Made It by Mike Drach
Monday, April 17, 2006

Eleven Scenes that Help Explain Why They Pulled the Plug on M. Night Shyamalan's Cinematic Adaptation of Life of Pi by Stephen Ausherman
Tuesday, March 7, 2006

Literary Terms Derived Not from the Greek, but From The Brady Bunch by Eric Feezell
Friday, February 10, 2006

Some Ground Rules I Gave 50 Cent and G-Unit before They Played My Daughter's Bat Mitzvah by Aaron Spiewak
Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Suggested Names for Racehorses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers by Mike Richardson-Bryan
Friday, January 27, 2006

Intimidation Strategies to Be Avoided in a Street Fight by Wayne Gladstone
Friday, January 13, 2006

Selected Titles of Hollywood Westerns Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Those from Whom No Guff Will Be Brooked by Mary Phillips-Sandy
Monday, December 12, 2005

Subtle Changes to the Titles of Children's Shows That Would Require Drastic Changes in Program Content by Wayne Gladstone
Friday, December 2, 2005

Nice Things to Say to Chris Columbus after Seeing Rent by Dale Dobson
Tuesday, November 29, 2005

What I Could Have Done to that Jerk Who Asked Me "Hey You Know Karate?" Had I Actually Known Karate by James Yeh
Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Numerous Events That Should Be Included in the Film Adaptation of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in Order to Widen Its Urban Appeal by Andrew Sheivachman
Monday, August 15, 2005

Having Felled Gore Vidal with a Punch, Only to Hear the Line “Words Fail Norman Mailer, Yet Again,” Mr. Mailer Can Only Come Up with Answers in the Car, on the Way Home by Whit Coppedge
Monday, July 11, 2005

Kafka + 2 by David John
Monday, March 28, 2005

Three Quick Ones by David John
Thursday, September 9, 2004

The Gradual Decline of the I Love the ... Sidebars by Claire Zulkey
Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Some Good Possible Names for an Emo Band, Inspired by the 1986 Motion Picture Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Sem Ordnilap Ytir Belec: Celebrity Palindromes
Monday, March 15, 2004

J.F.K. & J.F.K. by Matthew Tobey
Friday, March 12, 2004

The Ten Most World-Famous Belgians in the World by Kevin O Cuinn
Wednesday, January 7, 2004

13 Things You Can Do with That by Bobby Rufferto
Tuesday, December 9, 2003

“Social Studies,” if You Know What I Mean
Thursday, December 4, 2003

Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Erotica
Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Terms of Endearment
Friday, October 10, 2003

More New TV Shows Premièring This Week
Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Let's Go France!
Tuesday, September 2, 2003

Louis XIV's To-Do List
Monday, September 1, 2003

Possible Names for My Rock Band
Tuesday, August 19, 2003

8 Simple Rules for Dating My Mutated Cloned Offspring by T. J. Coates
Monday, August 4, 2003

Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Travel
Monday, July 21, 2003

Potty Humor
Thursday, July 17, 2003

George Washington's To-Do List, July 4, 1776
Friday, July 4, 2003

Four Fours
Friday, July 4, 2003

Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Self-Help
Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Faster than a Speeding Bullet
Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Not Suitable for All Ages
Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Ten 10s
Wednesday, May 21, 2003

¿What Are We Doing with Our Empty Corona Bottles?
Monday, May 5, 2003

¡Don't Want No Mexican Radio!
Monday, May 5, 2003

¡How We're Celebrating Cinco de Mayo!
Monday, May 5, 2003

Around the World
Thursday, May 1, 2003

"Easter? I Hardly Know Her!"
Friday, April 18, 2003

Cause Célèbre
Tuesday, April 8, 2003

Bruce Vilanche's To-Do List
Sunday, March 23, 2003

What's in My Oscar Goodie Bag?
Sunday, March 23, 2003

Complete List of Nominees
Sunday, March 23, 2003

L'Chiam!
Thursday, March 13, 2003

Strip This!
Thursday, March 6, 2003

Stuff that Sounds like Porn
Thursday, February 27, 2003