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The Swiss Miss Index Your guide to Swedes and Swiss.
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50 Unanswered Questions on Lost What the hell is going on? Does anyone have any Dramamine?
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Things I Have Done for a Klondike Bar What would you do-ooo-oooo for ...?
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Observations of Gregory Ash, Trash Culture Snob * When viewing paparazzi photos, refers the reverent diplomacy of JustJared.com to the nihilistic insouciance of PerezHilton.com
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P.R. Slogans Considered at the 2010 Pontifical Ad Council on Anglican Conversion Vatican City: Come for the Intolerance, Stay for the Guilt
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Southern Church Flavors The finest flavors from God's kitchen.
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Warning-Label Copy That Would Benefit from Tighter Editing Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy may be extremely hot. And there's a good chance you won't even enjoy it, actually. You know how it has that weird burnt taste sometimes, especially when Travis makes it?
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Google Maps Gives Me Directions 1. Head nowhere - last 10 yrs or so
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The Effects of Global Warning Color-coded warnings applied to ice-cream supply in school cafeterias
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Overheard at Ted Nugent's Easter Egg Hunt Hey, did you take the last Peep? Seriously, man, did you take my last Peep?
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Writers' Blocks Possible Noms de Plume I Might Use for My Novel / T.S. Eliot's Opinions of the Other Eleven Months / The Steamboat Sessions: Early Musings of Samuel Clemens / Five Early Working Titles for The Vagina Monologues / Great Works of Literature AutoSummarized by Microsoft Office Word 2003 Edition
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Possible Noms de Plume I Might Use for My Novel Fyodor Rudyard Greatwriter and other great fake names.
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Great Works of Literature AutoSummarized by Microsoft Office Word 2003 Edition Great Expectations, Moby-Dick, Ulysses, and more in 90 seconds.
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The Steamboat Sessions: Early Musings of Samuel Clemens I have never let my schooling interfere with my learnin'.
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T.S. Eliot's Opinions of the Other Eleven Months October? Is that the fat one?
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Reality Horror Shows Flip This House of Wax
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Yo-Momma-So-Fat Jokes from Bible Camp Yo momma so fat, after 40 days and 40 nights of rain, her feet were still dry.
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First Lines of Rejected College Essays College campuses would be much safer places if students were allowed to carry guns.
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Least Popular Facebook Quizzes Which Teenage Vampire Would You Support for U.S. Senator? (My result: Bella from Twilight)
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Popular 80s Songs About Zombies (I Always Feel Like) Somebody's Eating Me
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Wit of Winston "Cheap and nasty," said Churchill, "How I like my whores."
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Ways in Which Sarah Palin Will Spin Massive Amounts of Snow to Mock Global Warming Dontcha know it got cold when God heard we were worried 'bout the weather gettin' warmer!
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Lesser-Known Rules of Fight Club We don't beat people in your bathroom; please don't pee in our basement.
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Personal Injury Lawyer Goes on a Date "Excuse me while I slip and fall into something more comfortable."
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Oft-Overlooked Winter Olympic Sports Bobsledding, skating, and skiing are all great, but don't these other winter sports deserve just as much coverage?
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Several Hotel Heiresses Less Glamorous Than Paris Hilton From Rio Omni to Amarillo Hojo
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Death by Listicle Prom Dates from Hell / Other Ways to Skin a Cat / Alternatives to "Finish Him!" in Mortal Kombat / Expiration by Twinkie / Other Things That Are Killing Me Softly
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Other Things That Are Killing Me Softly The slow, insidious destruction of the middle class.
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Other Ways to Skin a Cat Tell the cat that skin is an unrealistic standard of beauty perpetuated by the media and Maybelline.
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Alternatives to "Finish Him!" in Mortal Kombat "Curtains!"
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Prom Dates from Hell Formal Wear and Pitchforks
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Broadway Listicles Brutally Realistic Versions of Famous Musicals / How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? / Ways in Which I Would Refer to Sex if I Were a Bawdy Extra in an English Period Drama
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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Get a restraining order
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Brutally Realistic Versions of Famous Musicals The Sound of Nazis
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Recession-Era Adult Films Deep Pockets
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Future State-Themed Restaurants New Jersey's Hair Rock Café
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Overheard in Spaghetti Warehouse "Eating the Incredible 15-Layer Lasagna in this trolley car is everything I dreamed it'd be."
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Insatiable Decalogue
  • ACTION/ADVENTURE: An exterminator with an insatiable lust for murder meets an American Champion boxer who is realizing that she has lost the edge that made her an American Champion. He sublimates his sociopath side by channeling his "killer instinct" into training the boxer. After a series of struggle montages, she regains her edge. (Potential Title: "The American Champion II: Killer Instinct")
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    The Afghanistan Government's Economic Stimulus Plan Extra funds will be invested in environmentally friendly "sand-colored" jobs as well as toward a ruler to help draw an energy grid.
    Beating a Dead Horse
    (Triple Crown Equine Nomenclature)
    Suggested Names for Racehorses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers
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    Curious Factoids Revealed by Presidential Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin Following An All-Night Presidents' Day Pub Crawl To soothe his jangled nerves before an important speech, Andrew Jackson would often toss a small Seminole child into the Potomac.
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    Scenes from the Training Montage if Rocky Wanted to Be a World-Class Writer The Italian Stallion puts pen to paper.
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    25 Facts About Me The first fact is something most people don't know. The second fact states the obvious, which should amuse you.
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    Stuff Fictional Characters Would Leave at My Apartment if We Broke Up The detritus of literary ex-boyfriends Dr. Jeckyll, Captain Ahab, and Humbert Humbert ...
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    Contents of the Oval Office Whiteboard during the Final Days of the Bush Presidency "This Administration has gone 22 days without a major international incident."
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    Failed Sprite Advertisements Drink Sprite! Or don't.
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    Now That Ridley Scott Is Attached to Adapt the Board Game Monopoly, Other Directors Follow Suit Tim Burton's Candy Land starring Helen Bonham Carter as Queen Frostine and Johnny Depp as Lord Licorice.
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    New Categories on Santa's List Nice, but Voted for Bush Twice
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    Eleven Improbable but Nonetheless Real Baked Goods Listed in Descending Order of the Amount of Puerile Imagination Required to Make them Ripe with Sexual or Scatological Innuendo.
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    Top Five List of List-Related Lists Meta overload for list-makers, list-lovers, and the list of list-lovers who love them.
    Features
    Infinite Playlist Some musical listicles, so that you may rock on with your bad self.
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    Ill-Conceived Musical Double Billings or, Ways in Which a Booking Agent Could Get Fired
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    Top Five Animal Pop Star Names Rock Groups Featuring Animals but Not Eric Burdon.
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    What Not to Give Trick-or-Treaters on Hallowe'en Night Crap in a pumpkin-shaped bucket. Boo.
    How To
    8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Who Is Estranged from Me 1. Don't hit her. Take it from me, that makes her super estrangey.
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    Setlist: Mime Hero The hot new game from Activision.
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    "Yo' Momma" Jokes, as Told by Nerds Your Mother is so slow she uses the ISA Slot and 1000KB of RAM.
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    Food for Thoughtlessness Bum Food, Hurt Waffles, & Gross Treats
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    Hobo or Fast Food Entrée? Can you tell a can o' beans from a bum?
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    Unpopular Summer Treats Delicious when it's hot.
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    Rival Gangs Considered, but Ultimately Rejected, for the 1979 film The Warriors The Watermelon Gang vs. the Satin Kings
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    Two (2) Listicles An itemized list of lists.
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    More Names for Racehorses Expected to Have Undistinguished Careers Equine Nomenclature Gamblers Should Avoid
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    Rejected Sympathy Card Sentiments Sorry for your loss. I hope you got some decent casseroles.
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    Science & Medicine Unfortunate Typos; Musical Ailments; F.A.Q.s for Girls
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    Rock Band or Human Ailment? Earth, Wind, and Fibromyalgia
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    Things I Suspect Carlos Mencia Has Stolen from Me, Other Than Jokes My original television series concept, entitled Central Nervous System of Mencia ...
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    So, What Is Not an International Zionist Plot? By President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran
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    Over the Partition with Nary a Bounce: Home Run Calls I'd Love to Hear The fat lady of myth and legend may have not sung as yet, but she is most certainly humming a rather jaunty tune! [Said while tipping back boater hat and pouring out a handful of crackerjack.]
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    Ultimate Power Anthems of the Agnostic Shout to the Lord (Seems, in All Honesty, a Reactionary, if Not Drunken, Outburst Unworthy of the Most Rudimentary A Priori Examination)
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    Lesser-Known Quotations from Famous People Some notable words that never made Bartlett's.
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    Hip Hopsticles Why LL Cool J is Going Back to Cali | Why Rap Is Freezing | Instructions from Michael Jackson
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    Dirty Deeds Done Not So Dirt Cheap Pricey pranks and ostentatious malevolence.
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    Lives of the Mutant Ninja Turtles Midlife crises on the half-shell.
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    Everything I Need to Know I Learned Watching Bravo Or: Is Top Chef On Yet?
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    Led Zeppelin's "Essential" Reading List: North American Tour, 1977 Compiled from Robert Plant's outstanding library fees.
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    Classic Kung Fu Titles That Would Make for Some Disturbingly Bad Porn Seven Blows of the Dragon
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