Lucas Held

Lucas Held is a New York City based comedian, writer and filmmaker. Search his name on YouTube to have your perception of reality plucked from the street in broad daylight, tortured, and left face-down in a ditch to die the lonely death of an anonymous drifter.

"Weird Al" Phones It In The hacky parodist grows even hackier.
Book Treatment to Publishers A.S.A.P.! I'm thinking of writing a book of party tips for throwing a great party. But then I said to myself, there are plenty of party-tips books out there. But what there aren't is, are any party tips books geared toward black people so here goes! (Note to publisher: KEEP READING!)
How To
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Who Is Estranged from Me 1. Don't hit her. Take it from me, that makes her super estrangey.
Things You May Exclaim After Tumbling Down a Flight of Stairs That Turn Out to Be Made Entirely of Funnel Cake Whoa!
I'm … completely O.K.!
What the--!
There goes my diet!
The powdered sugar knocked my teeth out … probably … eventually!

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