Matthew Tobey
By day, Matthew Tobey is an editor for All Movie Guide. By night, he operates the Web log The City of Floating Blogs. By afternoon, he will have thought of at least three things that would have made this bio funnier. He is happily married, used to edit Haypenny and enjoys writing about himself in the third person. He can be contacted at mtobey@gmail.com.
Overheard in the Brainstorming Meeting for the Sequel to Million Dollar Baby
Three Men and a Million Dollar Baby? 
Blurbs from My Conservative Colleagues for the Back of My New Conservative Book
"Matthew Tobey's words are like bubbles of poisonous foamed milk in the double nonfat half-caff lattes of liberal America!" --Michael Savage
All That Was Left of My Novel after the Fire
" . . . and for the first time since Arbor Day, I truly felt alive."
Reviews for Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint that I Started to Write before Realizing I Was Thinking of Something Else
Nicholson Baker’s Checkpoint is a tour-de-force roller coaster of a book, worthy of a place on anyone’s bookshelf. The hotly anticipated sequel to The Old Testament, the book compiles several accounts of the life of Jesus Christ of Nazareth as...
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Non-Chip-Related Letters I've Written to Chip Companies
Dear Ruffles,
Who do you think would win in a fight, a duck or a guy? What if the duck had a knife?
Dear Ruffles, Who do you think would win in a fight, a duck or a guy? What if the duck had a knife?
If I Love the 80s Were Strictly about My Life
Bret Michaels and MC Lyte wax nostalgic about the author's childhood.
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