Welcome Back to the Official Message Board of Al-Qaeda
The Official Message Board of Al-Qaeda is once again up and running. Praise be to Allah, who in His infinite wisdom sought to repair the server. Also, many thanks to Shareef, the I.T. guy, who also had a hand in it.
Wise Words of Wisdom
The true test of a man is how he reacts in the face of adversity. If you do not have any adversity handy, check the Adam's apple.
Recipe for Disaster
You will need: 1 ex-girlfriend; 8 Pabst Blue Ribbons; 1 gambling addiction; 4 cups self-esteem, minced; Dash of profanity ...