Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

Phil Andersen is not, in fact, a C.P.A., but rather the far more glamorous pharmacist/freelance writer hybrid whose work has appeared in the Chicago Reader and Opium. He lives with his family in Wheaton, Illinois.

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Lesser-Known Stats from the 2009 Major League Baseball Season Courtesy of the Elias Sports Bureau Since the club began tracking the statistic in 1996, Justin Russo, age 11 months, 23 days, became the fourth youngest Red Sox fan in Fenway Park history to utter a clearly audible “Jeter Sucks” at the Sox–Yankees game on August 21st.
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The Best Damn Sports Show Period Presents the Top End-Zone Celebrations of 2007 Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson is fined $10,000 by the N.F.L. for "excessive irony."
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A Horse w/ No Name
A Horse with No Name: The Rolling Stone Oral History Thirty-five years after it topped the charts, we take a look back at this enigmatic and influential hit with some of the biggest names in rock.
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Ennio Morricone
Ennio Morricone Composes the Soundtrack of My Life In this rare and illuminating look into the creative process of legendary soundtrack composer Ennio Morricone, exclusive excerpts from his work diary reveal the sublime genius of Il Maestro as he undertakes his most unusual and challenging project to date: composing a musical score to accompany the daily life of Phil Andersen, C.P.A.

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