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Pierre Cavanaugh

Pierre Cavanaugh can be seen on Provo's public-access Channel 6 on Sunday mornings, where he hosts his very own cable show called Cavanaugh's Corner, a talk/variety show in homage to his favorite musical group, Dawn (feat. Tony Orlando). He doesn't believe in society's conventions and, as such, refuses to put his pants on one leg at a time. He sits on his bed, puts both legs in, slides the pants up to the base of his ass, jumps off the bed and yanks his pants up to his waist. He buttons them to conclude the process, but frequently forgets to zipper his fly. He lives in suburban Draper, Utah, with his wife and infant son. (Don't think he missed the opportunity to make a bigamy joke here. He simply passed on it, but feel free to make one yourself.)

When You Said, "Insensitive Prick," Were You Talking to Me?
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 | Fiction

You Call That Celebrity Prostitution?
Tuesday, November 11, 2003 | Fiction

Why Won't Anybody Touch Me in My Special Place?
Friday, November 7, 2003 | Fiction

Random Selections from the 'H' Volume of the Encyclopedia
Monday, October 6, 2003 | Fiction

First Eight Drafts of My Resignation Letter
Wednesday, September 24, 2003 | Fiction

Random Selections from the 'U' Volume of the Encyclopedia
Thursday, August 28, 2003 | Fiction

A Muggle’s Guide to the World of Harry Potter
Friday, July 25, 2003 | Fiction

Cooking
Wednesday, June 11, 2003 | Fiction

Why Do People Keep Telling Me I'm Racist and Stupid?
Monday, March 24, 2003 | Fiction

If S.T.D.s Were People, I'd Be China
Tuesday, March 18, 2003 | Fiction

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