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Poetry & Lyric Archive

The Dinosaur in My Living Room Is Fred: Seven Poems by Katelyn Sack
Friday, April 11, 2008

How to Write Poetry by Jamie Zerndt
Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Rejected Submissions to Mother Goose's New and Improved Anthology of Classic Children's Nursery Rhymes by Trevor Macomber
Thursday, July 5, 2007

Dear John I.M. by Aaron Belz
Monday, March 12, 2007

Vaguely Valentines by Martha Miles
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Two Romantic Poems by Greg Schwartz
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Frosty's Lament by George Motisher
Thursday, December 21, 2006

William Shakespeare's "Serpents Upon a Wingèd Vessel" by Jeremy Richards
Friday, October 13, 2006

Hey, Poetry!: 10 Poems by Brian Beatty
Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Mother Goose Talks ... Things by Jeremy Gorman
Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Poets’ Ghosts at Giants Games by George Motisher
Thursday, June 29, 2006

Edgar Allen Poe Tells "The Aristocrats" by Zach Oberman
Monday, March 20, 2006

Brecht & Weill's Annie by Dale Dobson
Monday, March 13, 2006

Excerpts from T.S. Eliot’s First Draft of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock Written While He Was Deliriously Hungry by Eric Feezell
Friday, January 6, 2006

The Recently Discovered "Erotick Poetry" of Daniel Chelly-Ladbourne
Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Aardvarks Like Root Beer: Nine Poems by Brian Beatty
Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The Unspoken Vasquez: James Cameron's Aliens, First Folio by Michael Rottman
Thursday, September 1, 2005

Eminem at the Ambient Hotel by Steve Finbow
Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Rowling’s Spawn* by George Motisher
Monday, August 15, 2005

All About Me: 12 Poems by Brian Beatty
Friday, July 15, 2005

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty
Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Tom Waits for No Man by Steve Finbow
Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Diamond Dave’s Sestina by Jason Albert
Friday, May 27, 2005

I Sound My Chlorophyll Yawp by Russell Bradbury-Carlin
Wednesday, May 25, 2005

“American Pie”—A Fresh Slice by Jeremy Martin
Monday, December 6, 2004

Response to E-Mail from a Princess by George Motisher
Tuesday, November 23, 2004

The Wrong Man’s Burden by J. Daniel Janzen
Monday, October 25, 2004

William Shakespeare, da Bard by Michael Fowler
Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Lyrics to “Boléro”
Monday, June 7, 2004

‘My Poem’ by Karl Malone by Amy Shearn
Friday, May 21, 2004

The Rubaiyat of Felix Dennis: Awful Poetry by the Maxim Publisher by Karen Newman
Wednesday, May 5, 2004

Friday Morning Lament by Lisa Grover
Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Pimpin' Like a Pirate by Nick Jezarian
Friday, April 16, 2004

Poetic License by Kay Sexton
Wednesday, February 25, 2004

More Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets by George Motisher
Monday, February 16, 2004

Valentine Affairs of the Famous, as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets by George Motisher
Thursday, February 12, 2004

An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled “How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck” Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls by Whitney Pastorek
Wednesday, February 4, 2004

Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy SquarePants by Jeremy Richards
Monday, January 5, 2004

The Other 45* Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon
Thursday, December 11, 2003

It's All about the Sacagaweas
Thursday, May 8, 2003

Jay-Z's "Do Re Mi" by Nick Jezarian
Monday, April 28, 2003

I'm a Red Hot Chili Pepper!
Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Crappy Oscar Song that Is Not Clever but Shoots for Cheap Laughs Based on Recognition of Pop Melodies and the Juxtaposition of Movie Titles
Sunday, March 23, 2003

Koufax! The Musical by Geoff Wolinetz
Wednesday, March 5, 2003

Cha Cha Cha by Nick Jezarian
Friday, February 21, 2003