Ryan Mazer

Ryan Mazer--Birmingham, Alabama, 5'9", green eyes, stock build, looking for young soul. Previously, Ryan submitted a similar personal ad to an online literary journal as his bio. Had he known his attempt to be clever would so irritate everyone that it would force him to write actual personal ads as his only hope for companionship, he would have thought twice before sending. But now he sits alone by a rainy window, weeping to the score of Requiem for a Dream. Despair. Anyway, he's great fun and a load of laughs!

Some Nature Haiku The proud, burly tree / Rests on the now crashed TV / Thanks a lot, nature
Diary of a Hollywood Script Reader by Charlotte Perkins Gilman It is unfair that a perfectly innocent person be punished so. There is something creepy, almost haunting, about this office.

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