Shap Sweeney

Shap Sweeney is a New York based person who works in creative development for television. He is also a writer. He has to spell his first name out for people pretty much every time he meets anyone. This has made life quite a struggle, which is why he plans to retire at 29.

Paris Hilton's Commencement Address to the University of Southern California Class of 2008 My first life lesson to you guys will be this: Telling a secret to someone in front of reporters is pretty much the same thing as telling that person a not-secret. That's a saying I made up.
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20th Century Fox's New Christian Mini-Studio FoxFaith Announces Its Planned Releases For 2008 Created to meet America's rapidly growing demand for Christian-themed entertainment, FoxFaith is one of the most exciting recent additions to the 20th Century Fox family. Without further adieu, here is what Faithful filmgoers have to look forward to in 2008 ...
Paris Hilton Writes to Governor Schwarzenegger from Jail P. Hilton (w/ Teardrop Tattoo)Dear Governor Schwarzenegger,
I write to you in my darkest hour hoping that you will be inspired to do the right thing. As a fellow celebrity, you should know what it's like to be persecuted because you are famous, and, in my case, hot ...
A Letter from Survivor Producer Mark Burnett to the Networks on Bringing History Back to Life My idea to racially segregate the teams on the recent season of Survivor: Cook Islands was a success. It scored great ratings and made Survivor a hot topic once again. The controversy surrounding it paid off, as controversy usually does in this business of television. Inspired, I have come up with the idea of using other shameful practices and periods of the past to update several popular reality shows.
Famous Comics Speak Out on Handling Hecklers Jerry Seinfeld If a guy heckles me, I never talk to him. I talk to the audience. Say something like, "Hey, what's the deal with this guy heckling me?" Try to pick out something specific about the guy doing the...

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