Timber Masterson

Timber Masterson is a writer/actor/TV host-type-fellow who resides, at present, in Toronto, Canada, and yes, it's a long story. "Are there no points for having survived New York and L.A? Who do I talk to about such matters?" His mammoth personal saga, TimFoolery: Tales of a Third Rate Junkie, is now complete and on the lookout for an agent/publisher. He is co-producer of a new once-a-month literary interactive gathering called Word Substance Spatula at Toronto's Drake Hotel. While finishing his book, Tim has been cleansing his mind, organizing his Web site and contributing his imaginative talents (and stories) to Ãœber, Numb, Capital, Fresh Yarn and other publications that accept his heartfelt jazzy epistles. You should really contact him at Timbermedia and also check out Word Substance Spatula as he'll be booking authors for upcoming literary nights for 2005.

One-Sentence Stories IHappy ChristmasDarkening my day is the story already having leaked of Comet and Blitzen, selling their meaty, raw, tiny charges into slavery—their rotten and embarrassing behavior, now dubbed ‘Reindeer Syndrome’ by some Eastern Syndicate—the latest en vogue disease to get...

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