Vince LiCata

Vince LiCata wants to know why you want his biographical information. He wants to know why you feel compelled to snoop around into his private life. Why can't you just enjoy his writing on its own grounds? He doesn't want to seem paranoid, but he does want you to stop following him around, and to quit going through his garbage. Vince would like to admonish your intrusive, meddlesome noseyness even more, but he has to go check that he locked the front door. Yes, yes, he very well knows that he just checked it five minutes ago! Are you trying to annoy him?

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Amahl and the Night Visitors
Amahl and the Night Visitors: A New Translation of the Timeless Classic Tale Chapter 1: Wherein Amahl Smells a Gas Leak
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Regarding My Teenaged Affair with Paula Abdul Now that others are "outing" Ms. Abdul, I feel the need and desire to talk about what she and I had together back in the mid 1980s. It was simply a mismatch of worlds, but for a few wonderful months,...
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Excerpts from Dick Cheney's Duck-Hunting Journal Chest doesn't hurt so much today. I think sleeping in the duck blind all day helped a lot. Also switching from vodka to beer.
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Demonic Bias: A Review of Ann Coulter’s How to Talk to a Liberal (if You Must): the World According to Ann Coulter I am not convinced that Ann Coulter is actually the devil, even though she is wearing a blue dress on the cover of her new book ...

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