Yankee Pot Roast


The Choire Sicha Roast

A Very Short Roast

Jessica Coen

In a remarkably short period of time, Choire has ruined my life in multitudinous ways, most of which I'm contractually obligated to keep quiet about, so I'll be brief. Aside from ripping me from the clutches of a well-adjusted life so he could dedicate himself to leisurely pursuits, Choire took my virginity. In an alley off of Avenue D. And I'm two weeks late.

The Choire Sicha Roast