F I V E - S E C O N D   T H E A T E R P R O U D L Y   P R E S E N T S : " P L A Y   O N   W O R D S " A   D R A M A   I N   O N E   A C T . BY JOSH ABRAHAM The Scene: A book-lined study. Two bearded, bespectacled men write pages with pen and ink. The tall one is MERRIAM and the short, WEBSTER. They are in a heated discussion, yet neither looks up from his notes. MERRIAM: I just think 'grey' with an 'e' is fancier. WEBSTER: It makes no sense. Logically, 'gray' should be spelled with an 'a'! MERRIAM: I say, Webster, old chap, there's no reason we can't have two spellings. WEBSTER: No! We spell it my way, or I'm leaving. MERRIAM: For God's sake, Webster, you truly put the dick in dictionary. Curtains. Bows. THE END. MORE DAILY PIECES