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BIRTHDAY CARDS TO CELEBRITIES

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April 23, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: yellow.      |       Happy Birthday, Joyce DeWitt!

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I ' M   A   R E D   H O T
C H I L I   P E P P E R


BY
ANTHONY KIEDIS



I'm a Red Hot Chili Pepper!
Call me Dredd Scott Willy Schlepper!
How 'bout gred plot zilly fleffer?

Kiss it now!

Bling a ling a dingding yow!

Gimme that fork! Eat some pork!
Groucho Harpo Zeppo Chico
Fiji Guam Puerto Rico

Suck my feet!

Wocka wocka robble robble
Watchutalkinbout, Willis?

I know why the caged bird will whistle
Poopsie floopsie this steak is just gristle!

Zibba zabba jibba jabba
How now brown cow
Zei gezunt

My lyrics make no sense
But I sing songs in pluperfect tense
Look at all my participles dangling
I knew a Chinagirl named Ang Ling

Aeroplane roller coaster
By the way I broke your toaster

Rhododendron!
Tippi Hedren!

Plop plop
Fizz fizz
Gnip Gnop
Gee whiz!

New Hampshurbation!

Flapjacks hot cakes Slip 'n' Slide
Inky Blinky Pinky Clyde

Heidi Klum's got a great body
When I'm thirsty I drink a hot toddy

Zigga doodoo jam!

I need more smack.




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