[ * Yankee Pot Roast is on a much needed vacation. Crafting daily Birthday Cards with love and care and devotion is an exhausting process; selecting only the choicest works of fiction to post as Daily Pieces is an Herculean task; composing Letters and constructing Features are labors of goddamn love; also, all this beer is not going to drink itself. So Y.P.R. has up and gone to the farthest reaches of its MetroCard.
Fear not, devoted reader: Y.P.R. shall return in its fullest glory on Monday, May 19, 2003, with some brand-new additions to this already perfect site, some nifty surprises waiting for y'all, and a vicious hangover to deal with. In the meantime, Y.P.R. invites you, loyal follower, to browse our vast archives, and, if that doesn't sate your Y.P.R. hunger, it is suggested that you put pencil to 8½ x 11 college-ruled paper and Submit, for Pete's sake. * ]
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