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May 12, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: Yellow.       |       Happy Birthday, George Carlin!

[ * Yankee Pot Roast is on a much needed vacation. Crafting daily Birthday Cards with love and care and devotion is an exhausting process; selecting only the choicest works of fiction to post as Daily Pieces is an Herculean task; composing Letters and constructing Features are labors of goddamn love; also, all this beer is not going to drink itself. So Y.P.R. has up and gone to the farthest reaches of its MetroCard.

Fear not, devoted reader: Y.P.R. shall return in its fullest glory on Monday, May 19, 2003, with some brand-new additions to this already perfect site, some nifty surprises waiting for y'all, and a vicious hangover to deal with. In the meantime, Y.P.R. invites you, loyal follower, to browse our vast archives, and, if that doesn't sate your Y.P.R. hunger, it is suggested that you put pencil to 8 x 11 college-ruled paper and Submit, for Pete's sake. * ]

Jeepers!

G O N E   F I S H I N '

BY
YANKEE POT ROAST



Bait and Tackle!


While Y.P.R. is away, please help yourself to these lyrics by Color Me Badd:

Come inside take off your coat I'll make you feel at home
Now let's pour a glass of wine cuz now we're all alone
I've been waiting for you girl just let me hold you close to me
Cuz I've been dying for you girl to make love to me

Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do

I wanna sex you
All night
You make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up

Let me take off all your clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle
So we can make it better
Makin love until we drown

Girl you know it feels real good
We can do it til we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do

I wanna sex you up
Makin' love until we drown
I wanna sex you up

All I wanna do is
I wanna sex you up
All night
Girl you make me feel good
I wanna rub you down
I wanna sex you up

Make sweet lovin all night long
I wanna sex you up
Feels so right it can't be wrong
Don't be shy girl rescue me
I wanna sex you up
Open up your heart and I'll set you free


© Color Me Badd, Inc.




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