[* Well, it's the Fourth of July, which means Y.P.R.'s got a timely FEATURE for y'all. Enjoy. *]

W H E R E   G O D   L I E S BY NICK JEZARIAN W H E R E   G O D   L I E S A play in one act Bill: Holy shit, is that a photo shoot with God? John 3:14: Yeah, a spread too. Bill: Is he lying spread-eagle on a map of the Middle East? John 3:14: I think so. Bill: Wicked. John 3:14: Yeah, I never realized he was so hairy. Bill: And hung. John 3:14: And hung, too. Yes. Bill: What magazine is that? John 3:14: Details. Bill: Word. MORE BRILLIANT DAILY PIECES RIGHT THIS WAY...