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August 25, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: Pepsi Twist.       |       Happy Birthday, Sean Connery!

McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit, right this way.

Middle East GAWKER, this a-way.

You have not yet entered the COLUMN CONTEST, have you?

New SOAPBOX: here. New LETTER: here.

Zbornak!
Bea Shirts!

Y.P.R.'s coverage of the Californian gubernatorial freak show: Californication pt. I, II, III, and IV.

* Enjoy. *

don't get snarky, with me, pal!

" I   D O "

BY
RAY STILLMAN



THINGS I WILL CALL MY WIFE IF/WHEN I GET MARRIED (WHICH, BY THE WAY, I WILL ONLY REFER TO AS 'GETTING HITCHED')

"The missus."

"The little lady."

"The li'l lady."

"The old ball and chain."


BUT NEVER:

"My better half."


AND IN PRIVATE, WITH CLENCHED JAW, LA MR. HOWELL

"Lovey."






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