McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit, right this way.
Middle East GAWKER, this a-way.
You have not yet entered the COLUMN CONTEST, have you?
* Enjoy. *
THINGS I WILL CALL MY WIFE IF/WHEN I GET MARRIED (WHICH, BY THE WAY, I WILL ONLY REFER TO AS 'GETTING HITCHED')
"The little lady."
"The li'l lady."
"The old ball and chain."
"My better half."
AND IN PRIVATE, WITH CLENCHED JAW, À LA MR. HOWELL
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