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Rocktober 24, 2003       |       Today's Terrorist Threat Level: lollipop.       |       Happy Birthday, F. Murray Abraham!

Write something longhand and submit it to: G R A P H O L O G Y

sinful!

W I N N I E   T H E   P O O H
A N D   T H E   T H U G   L I F E

BY
GEOFF WOLINETZ



Do you have my money, Piglet?

Im sorry, Pooh. I can get it by next week. I promise. Just give me a few days.

You said that last week, Piglet.

I know, Pooh. I mean it this time.

Oh, bother. I feel a rumbly.

No, Pooh. Please?

Whump!

I feel a rumbly, gangland-style. Eeyo, unstuff his ass.








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*ARCHIVES! ARCHIVES!*

Zbornak!
*BEA SHIRT! BEA SHIRT!*

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