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March 19, 2004       |       Today's Terror Mood Ring: Courtney Love, never disappointing.       |       Happy Birthday, Philip Roth!

What are you looking for, my child?
That TMF,TML pasquinade? Right here.
Celebrity Palindromes? Right here.


This coming Tuesday night at 8 o'clock,
if you are not watching "Gilmore Girls" on the WB! *,
you are encouraged to attend the inaugural installment of
The Ritalin Reading Series
(Short readings for people with short attention spans)
upstairs at
Piano's
presented by
Lindsayism.com & jenyk/dot/com
hosted by the very lovely
Miss Lindsay Robertson
and featuring very funny readings
by the very funny writers:
Ms. Jami Attenberg
Mr. Andrew Hearst
Ms. Maura Johnston
Mr. Will Leitch
Ms. Sarah Lewitinn
Ms. Whitney Pastorek
and your humble Y.P.R. editor,
Mr. Josh Abraham
.


Meanwhile, today Y.P.R. presents a very, very short story:

Crockpot.

TEENAGE JESUS

BY
j.a.



Yes! Look at me, everybody, I did it again! Here, give me another glass of water. Ka-pow! Presto! Behold: one glass of Fresca. Iím awesome!






















ONWARD, TOWARD SOME SLIGHTLY LONGER STORIES...



Write to Y.P.R. Write for Y.P.R. Right on, Y.P.R.

Crockpot.


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* Which you are clearly not, according to TV Guide's Matt Roush:
"The Best Show You're Not Watching."
(Cover story, June 22, 2002)