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2004
   |    More Daily Fiction Archives
12/22/03
   |    Operation: Bloodbath by Diana Grove
12/19/03
   |    Pollack Roast: Never Mind the One-Liners by Henny Youngman*
12/18/03
   |    Pollack Roast: Stats for the Neal Pollack by Tony DiGerolamo
12/17/03
   |    Pollack Roast: Dear Neal by Amy Stender
12/16/03
   |    Pollack Roast: A Note from Ann Coulter Left on Neal's Pillow by Geoff Wolinetz
12/15/03
   |    Pollack Roast: The Most Important Artist of Our Time by Josh Abraham
12/12/03
   |    A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by Josh Abraham
12/11/03
   |    The Other 45 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon*
12/10/03
   |    #9 Dream by Josh Abraham
12/09/03
   |    13 Things You Can Do With That by Bobby Rufferto
12/08/03
   |    A Rant on the Blizzard by Dennis Miller*
12/05/03
   |    Urban Dance by Kay Sexton
12/04/03
   |    "Social" Studies, If You Know What I Mean by Y.P.R.
12/02/03
   |    The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation by Ken Krimstein
12/01/03
   |    The Songwriter by Christian McNeil
11/24/03
   |    First and Last Paragraphs of a College-Admissions Essay that Didn't Get My Niece into Dartmouth Like She Wanted by Martin Bell
11/21/03
   |    Man-in-the-Street Interviews by Y.P.R.
11/20/03
   |    The Great Gob in the Sky by Josh Abraham
11/19/03
   |    Are We Having the Same Conversation? by Lisa Grover
11/18/03
   |    Daddy Left Me Alone with God by Robin Slick
11/17/03
   |    A Plea to the People of Northern Vermont by Brain Hughes
11/14/03
   |    Lemmings by Lisa Grover
11/13/03
   |    The Paris Film: Director's Commentary by Rick Solomon*
11/12/03
   |    When You Said, "Insensitive Prick," Were You Talking to Me? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/11/03
   |    You Call That Celebrity Prostitution? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/10/03
   |    Why I'll Never Be Admitted to the New York State Bar Association by Geoff Wolinetz
11/07/03
   |    Why Won't Anybody Touch Me in My Special Place? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/06/03
   |    Wonka'ed by Geoff Wolinetz
11/05/03
   |    Helmets with Horns Are the Best Helmets by Bobby Rufferto
11/04/03
   |    I Was a Teenage Snarkist by Ken Krimstein
10/31/03
   |    Gotham: Four Very Short Spooky Plays by Y.P.R.
10/30/03
   |    Elizabeth Smart: The Christopher Monks Interview by Christopher Monks
10/29/03
   |    Cliffster Notes by Darby Larson
10/28/03
   |    Gin Rummy by Tom Colbourn
10/27/03
   |    Thank You for Being So Understanding About That Partial Prefrontal Lobotomy by Josh Abraham
10/24/03
   |    Winnie the Pooh and the Thug Life by Geoff Wolinetz
10/23/03
   |    The Poker Game by Ray Stillman
10/22/03
   |    Evolution by Josh Abraham
10/21/03
   |    Bowling by Bobby Rufferto
10/20/03
   |    "Page Six" of Art Forum by Ken Krimstein
10/15/03
   |    Kill Bill, Volume II: Please Watch It by Quentin Tarantino*
10/14/03
   |    Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Erotica by Y.P.R.
10/13/03
   |    Slice of Heaven by Geoff Wolinetz
10/10/03
   |    Terms of Endearment by Y.P.R.
10/09/03
   |    Admissions Essays of Harvard Applicants Wholly Unqualified to Attend
by Geoff Wolinetz
10/08/03
   |    Vh1 Acquires Michael Ian Black by Y.P.R.
10/07/03
   |    Omitting Needless Words by Dennis DiClaudio
10/06/03
   |    Random Selections from the 'H' Volume of the Encyclopedia by Pierre Cavanaugh
10/03/03
   |    Fall Premi�re Week: What's on the News Tonight? by Y.P.R.
10/02/03
   |    Fall Premi�re Week: Reviews by a Stupid, Bitter Asshole by Y.P.R.
10/01/03
   |    Fall Premi�re Week: My Sitcom Pitch to a Guy in the Elevator Who I'm Pretty Sure Was NBC President Jeff Zucker Despite His Insistence on the Contrary by Y.P.R.
9/30/03
   |    Fall Premi�re Week: More New Shows by Y.P.R.
9/29/03
   |    Fall Premi�re Week: Premi�res You May Have Missed by Y.P.R.
9/26/03
   |    The Apology by Y.P.R.
9/25/03
   |    Hollywood Interruption by Josh Abraham
9/24/03
   |    First Eight Drafts of My Resignation Letter by Pierre Cavanaugh
9/23/03
   |    Flirting with Death by Scott Barres
9/22/03
   |    Brief Character Summaries for My Yet-to-Be-Written Play by Geoff Wolinetz
9/16/03
   |    Dear Jen by Y.P.R.
9/15/03
   |    Chimps by Bobby Rufferto
9/12/03
   |    No More Fun by Nick Jezarian
9/11/03
   |    Postmodern Irony Final Examination by Josh Abraham
9/10/03
   |    On Values and Other Positions by Karen Ashburner
9/09/03
   |    Gygantopithecus Blackus or the Hunt for "Big Al" by Diana Grove
9/08/03
   |    The Nature of the Carolina Ghost Crab by Dennis DiClaudio
9/04/03
   |    Una Lettera Aperta Alla Gente Che Cerca "Piedi di Monica Bellucci" by Y.P.R.
9/03/03
   |    Lady, Your Pipes Need Cleaning by Ray Stillman
9/02/03
   |    The Nose by Josh Abraham
8/29/03
   |    Everything Is Translated by Y.P.R.
8/28/03
   |    Random Selections from the 'U' Volume of the Encyclopedia by Pierre Cavanaugh
8/27/03
   |    The Travis Diaries by T.J. Coates
8/25/03
   |    "I Do" by Ray Stillman
8/22/03
   |    Extreme Creative Writing by Darby Larson
8/19/03
   |    Possible Names for My Rock Band by Y'n'R.
8/18/03
   |    Californication Part IV: I Am Your Governor by Arnold Schwarzenegger*
8/14/03
   |    Californication Part III: Huff in Herre by Arianna Huffington*
8/13/03
   |    Californication Part II: In Like Me by Larry Flynt*
8/12/03
   |    Californication Part I: Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Cali? by Gary Coleman*
8/11/03
   |    Timothy McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit by Y.P.R.
8/06/03
   |    The Nine Lives of Chester the Cat by Bobby Rufferto
8/05/03
   |    Goth by Jessika Hoff
8/04/03
   |    8 Simple Rules for Dating My Mutated Cloned Offspring by T.J. Coates
8/01/03
   |    Behind the Scenes: Gigli by Y.P.R.
7/31/03
   |    Middle East Gawker by Y.P.R.
7/25/03
   |    A Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter by Pierre Cavanaugh
7/24/03
   |    Deleted Scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean by Y.P.R.
7/23/03
   |    The 10-Spot by Josh Abraham
7/22/03
   |    Excerpted Transcript from the Worst Game Show Ever by Bobby Rufferto
7/21/03
   |    Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Travel by Y.P.R.
7/18/03
   |    Infantile Nomenclature by Ray Stillman
7/17/03
   |    Potty Humor by Y.P.R.
7/16/03
   |    An Intervention... by Mike Ng
7/14/03
   |    The Persistance of Memory by Karen Ashburner
7/11/03
   |    I Love the 80s! by Y.P.R.
7/10/03
   |    I Sooooo Need An Intern by Nick Jezarian
7/09/03
   |    Why I'll Never Be Featured at the Cannes Flm Festival by Geoff Wolinetz
7/08/03
   |    How It Ended: My Last Four Relationships by Josh Abraham
7/07/03
   |    Where God Lies by Nick Jezarian
7/03/03
   |    ...If I Could Fly or Shoot Lasers from My Eyes by Ray Stillman
7/02/03
   |    Reminiscing by Geoff Wolinetz
7/01/03
   |    Hey That's My C(r)ab! by Geoff Wolinetz & Ray Stillman
6/26/03
   |    An AOL Chat by Ophelia Balls
6/25/03
   |    Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Self-Help by Y.P.R.
6/24/03
   |    Hey, Shakespeare, Kiss My Ass! by Geoff Wolinetz
6/23/03
   |    Sports Origins by Bobby Rufferto
6/19/03
   |    Your Desk Is a Wonderland by Josh Abraham
6/18/03
   |    Faster Than a Speeding Bullet by Y.P.R.
6/17/03
   |    The Global Male by Diana Grove
6/16/03
   |    Gross Anatomy by Mike Ng
6/13/03
   |    Justin Timberlake's Acceptance Speech by Bobby Rufferto
6/11/03
   |    Cooking by Greg Delton
6/10/03
   |    Lady, What's with All the Cats? by Geoff Wolinetz
6/09/03
   |    You're Firing Me? by Ray Stillman
6/06/03
   |    Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Ever by David Silverman
6/05/03
   |    Your First Time by Bobby Rufferto
6/04/03
   |    How to Fix Your Canon Copier by Brian Newell
6/03/03
   |    Why This Broken Finger Sucks/Doesn't Suck by Geoff Wolinetz
5/30/03
   |    Why Ari Really Quit by Nick Jezarian
5/28/03
   |    Not Suitable for All Ages by Y.P.R.
5/27/03
   |    Sally's Guide to Cleansing Your Corporate Soul by Sally Reardon
5/23/03
   |    Wedding Jitters by Josh Abraham
5/22/03
   |    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Not Dead by Nick Jezarian
5/21/03
   |    Ten 10s by Y.P.R.
5/20/03
   |    My Cult Is Having Serious Problems by Geoff Wolinetz
5/09/03
   |    Nueve de Mayo by Nick Jezarian
5/08/03
   |    It's All About the Sacagaweas by Tha Injunz
5/07/03
   |    Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham
5/06/03
   |    Pre-Natal Hoop Dreams by Nick Jezarian
5/05/03
   |    Re: Why Girls Can't Drive by Sally Reardon
5/01/03
   |    Around the World by Y.P.R.
4/30/03
   |    Life as a Houseboat by Weoff Golinetz
4/29/03
   |    Why Girls Can't Drive by Lisa Grover
4/28/03
   |    Jay-Z's "Do Re Me" by Nick Jezarian
4/25/03
   |    Pen Pals by Ray Stillman
4/23/03
   |    I'm a Red Hot Chili Pepper by Anthony Kiedis*
4/22/03
   |    Scenes from Next Week's Episode of "Potato, Come Home!" by Nick Jezarian
4/21/03
   |    I Can't Wait for My Midlife Crisis! by Geoff Wolinetz
4/18/03
   |    Easter? I Hardly Know Her! by Y.P.R.
4/17/03
   |    Lo! Bread of Affliction: How to Flirt at the Seder by Y.P.R.
4/16/03
   |    More Soup, Please by Geoff Wolinetz
4/15/03
   |    The Life of My Least-Favorite English Professor by Nick Jezarian
4/11/03
   |    To the Chap Who Finds this Bottle-Enclosed Message by Josh Abraham
4/10/03
   |    My Huge Head by Nick Jezarian
4/09/03
   |    Generic 60s Beach Sitcom by Geoff Wolinetz
4/08/03
   |    Cause C�l�bre by Y.P.R.
4/07/03
   |    ...And the Horse You Rode In On by Bobby Rufferto
4/04/03
   |    How to Get Rid of a Body Using Household Objects by James MacFarlane
4/03/03
   |    Do Not Spindle or Mutilate by Geoff Wolinetz
4/02/03
   |    Mistakes I've Made by Josh Abraham
4/01/03
   |    Giorno dello Sciocco di Aprile by Y.P.R.
3/31/03
   |    Clips from Upcoming Stuff I Don't Want to See by Ray Stillman
3/28/03
   |    That's Not How You Shave a Bear by Geoff Wolinetz
3/26/03
   |    A TV-Commercial Script by Ray Stillman
3/25/03
   |    Nunnery vs. Cathouse by Geoff Wolinetz
3/24/03
   |    Why Do People Keep Telling Me I'm Racist and Stupid? by Pierre Cavanaugh
3/21/03
   |    Old-Timey Sales Pitch by Josh Abraham
3/20/03
   |    Axis of Weasel by Y.P.R.
3/19/03
   |    Alternative Uses for Instant Paper Pulp by Nick Jezarian
3/18/03
   |    If S.T.D.s Were People, I'd Be China by Pierre Cavanaugh
3/17/03
   |    A Salute to Some Things Irish by Ray Stillman
3/14/03
   |    My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow by Bobby Rufferto
3/13/03
   |    L'Chiam! by Y.P.R.
3/12/03
   |    Sticky Situation by Josh Abraham
3/11/03
   |    Beef by Nick Jezarian
3/10/03
   |    I'm Sorry, What? by Geoff Wolinetz
3/06/03
   |    Strip This! by Y.P.R.
3/05/03
   |    Koufax! The Musical by Geoff Wolinetz
3/04/03
   |    Ask Professor Quark by Josh Abraham
3/03/03
   |    Tequiza Makes Me Tequeasy by Nick Jezarian
2/28/03
   |    A Good Piece of 'S' by Sally Reardon
2/27/03
   |    Stuff That Sounds Like Porn by Y.P.R.
2/26/03
   |    The Semi-Private Thoughts of Connie Chung by Josh Abraham
2/25/03
   |    Why I Will Never Win the Nobel Peace Prize by Geoff Wolinetz
2/24/03
   |    Lenny Goldfarb, Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse by Pierre Cavanaugh
2/23/03
   |    Confessions of a Kindergarten Mind by Nick Jezarian
2/22/03
   |    Play on Words by Josh Abraham
2/21/03
   |    Cha Cha Cha by Nick Jezarian
2/20/03
   |    A Short Film Rated 'R' by Ray Stillman
2/19/03
   |    A Conversation with England by Josh Abraham
2/18/03
   |    From the Producers of "24" by Geoff Wolinetz
2/17/03
   |    Advance Publicity for My Unwritten Masterpiece in Case I'm Dead by Nick Jezarian
2/16/03
   |    A Miramax Development Executive's Notes on My Date Last Night by Josh Abraham

* Not really.

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2004	\|	More Daily Fiction Archives
12/22/03	\|	Operation: Bloodbath by Diana Grove
12/19/03	\|	Pollack Roast: Never Mind the One-Liners by Henny Youngman*
12/18/03	\|	Pollack Roast: Stats for the Neal Pollack by Tony DiGerolamo
12/17/03	\|	Pollack Roast: Dear Neal by Amy Stender
12/16/03	\|	Pollack Roast: A Note from Ann Coulter Left on Neal's Pillow by Geoff Wolinetz
12/15/03	\|	Pollack Roast: The Most Important Artist of Our Time by Josh Abraham
12/12/03	\|	A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by Josh Abraham
12/11/03	\|	The Other 45 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Paul Simon*
12/10/03	\|	#9 Dream by Josh Abraham
12/09/03	\|	13 Things You Can Do With That by Bobby Rufferto
12/08/03	\|	A Rant on the Blizzard by Dennis Miller*
12/05/03	\|	Urban Dance by Kay Sexton
12/04/03	\|	"Social" Studies, If You Know What I Mean by Y.P.R.
12/02/03	\|	The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation by Ken Krimstein
12/01/03	\|	The Songwriter by Christian McNeil
11/24/03	\|	First and Last Paragraphs of a College-Admissions Essay that Didn't Get My Niece into Dartmouth Like She Wanted by Martin Bell
11/21/03	\|	Man-in-the-Street Interviews by Y.P.R.
11/20/03	\|	The Great Gob in the Sky by Josh Abraham
11/19/03	\|	Are We Having the Same Conversation? by Lisa Grover
11/18/03	\|	Daddy Left Me Alone with God by Robin Slick
11/17/03	\|	A Plea to the People of Northern Vermont by Brain Hughes
11/14/03	\|	Lemmings by Lisa Grover
11/13/03	\|	The Paris Film: Director's Commentary by Rick Solomon*
11/12/03	\|	When You Said, "Insensitive Prick," Were You Talking to Me? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/11/03	\|	You Call That Celebrity Prostitution? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/10/03	\|	Why I'll Never Be Admitted to the New York State Bar Association by Geoff Wolinetz
11/07/03	\|	Why Won't Anybody Touch Me in My Special Place? by Pierre Cavanaugh
11/06/03	\|	Wonka'ed by Geoff Wolinetz
11/05/03	\|	Helmets with Horns Are the Best Helmets by Bobby Rufferto
11/04/03	\|	I Was a Teenage Snarkist by Ken Krimstein
10/31/03	\|	Gotham: Four Very Short Spooky Plays by Y.P.R.
10/30/03	\|	Elizabeth Smart: The Christopher Monks Interview by Christopher Monks
10/29/03	\|	Cliffster Notes by Darby Larson
10/28/03	\|	Gin Rummy by Tom Colbourn
10/27/03	\|	Thank You for Being So Understanding About That Partial Prefrontal Lobotomy by Josh Abraham
10/24/03	\|	Winnie the Pooh and the Thug Life by Geoff Wolinetz
10/23/03	\|	The Poker Game by Ray Stillman
10/22/03	\|	Evolution by Josh Abraham
10/21/03	\|	Bowling by Bobby Rufferto
10/20/03	\|	"Page Six" of Art Forum by Ken Krimstein
10/15/03	\|	Kill Bill, Volume II: Please Watch It by Quentin Tarantino*
10/14/03	\|	Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Erotica by Y.P.R.
10/13/03	\|	Slice of Heaven by Geoff Wolinetz
10/10/03	\|	Terms of Endearment by Y.P.R.
10/09/03	\|	Admissions Essays of Harvard Applicants Wholly Unqualified to Attend by Geoff Wolinetz
10/08/03	\|	Vh1 Acquires Michael Ian Black by Y.P.R.
10/07/03	\|	Omitting Needless Words by Dennis DiClaudio
10/06/03	\|	Random Selections from the 'H' Volume of the Encyclopedia by Pierre Cavanaugh
10/03/03	\|	Fall Premi�re Week: What's on the News Tonight? by Y.P.R.
10/02/03	\|	Fall Premi�re Week: Reviews by a Stupid, Bitter Asshole by Y.P.R.
10/01/03	\|	Fall Premi�re Week: My Sitcom Pitch to a Guy in the Elevator Who I'm Pretty Sure Was NBC President Jeff Zucker Despite His Insistence on the Contrary by Y.P.R.
9/30/03	\|	Fall Premi�re Week: More New Shows by Y.P.R.
9/29/03	\|	Fall Premi�re Week: Premi�res You May Have Missed by Y.P.R.
9/26/03	\|	The Apology by Y.P.R.
9/25/03	\|	Hollywood Interruption by Josh Abraham
9/24/03	\|	First Eight Drafts of My Resignation Letter by Pierre Cavanaugh
9/23/03	\|	Flirting with Death by Scott Barres
9/22/03	\|	Brief Character Summaries for My Yet-to-Be-Written Play by Geoff Wolinetz
9/16/03	\|	Dear Jen by Y.P.R.
9/15/03	\|	Chimps by Bobby Rufferto
9/12/03	\|	No More Fun by Nick Jezarian
9/11/03	\|	Postmodern Irony Final Examination by Josh Abraham
9/10/03	\|	On Values and Other Positions by Karen Ashburner
9/09/03	\|	Gygantopithecus Blackus or the Hunt for "Big Al" by Diana Grove
9/08/03	\|	The Nature of the Carolina Ghost Crab by Dennis DiClaudio
9/04/03	\|	Una Lettera Aperta Alla Gente Che Cerca "Piedi di Monica Bellucci" by Y.P.R.
9/03/03	\|	Lady, Your Pipes Need Cleaning by Ray Stillman
9/02/03	\|	The Nose by Josh Abraham
8/29/03	\|	Everything Is Translated by Y.P.R.
8/28/03	\|	Random Selections from the 'U' Volume of the Encyclopedia by Pierre Cavanaugh
8/27/03	\|	The Travis Diaries by T.J. Coates
8/25/03	\|	"I Do" by Ray Stillman
8/22/03	\|	Extreme Creative Writing by Darby Larson
8/19/03	\|	Possible Names for My Rock Band by Y'n'R.
8/18/03	\|	Californication Part IV: I Am Your Governor by Arnold Schwarzenegger*
8/14/03	\|	Californication Part III: Huff in Herre by Arianna Huffington*
8/13/03	\|	Californication Part II: In Like Me by Larry Flynt*
8/12/03	\|	Californication Part I: Watchu Talkin' 'Bout, Cali? by Gary Coleman*
8/11/03	\|	Timothy McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit by Y.P.R.
8/06/03	\|	The Nine Lives of Chester the Cat by Bobby Rufferto
8/05/03	\|	Goth by Jessika Hoff
8/04/03	\|	8 Simple Rules for Dating My Mutated Cloned Offspring by T.J. Coates
8/01/03	\|	Behind the Scenes: Gigli by Y.P.R.
7/31/03	\|	Middle East Gawker by Y.P.R.
7/25/03	\|	A Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter by Pierre Cavanaugh
7/24/03	\|	Deleted Scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean by Y.P.R.
7/23/03	\|	The 10-Spot by Josh Abraham
7/22/03	\|	Excerpted Transcript from the Worst Game Show Ever by Bobby Rufferto
7/21/03	\|	Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Travel by Y.P.R.
7/18/03	\|	Infantile Nomenclature by Ray Stillman
7/17/03	\|	Potty Humor by Y.P.R.
7/16/03	\|	An Intervention... by Mike Ng
7/14/03	\|	The Persistance of Memory by Karen Ashburner
7/11/03	\|	I Love the 80s! by Y.P.R.
7/10/03	\|	I Sooooo Need An Intern by Nick Jezarian
7/09/03	\|	Why I'll Never Be Featured at the Cannes Flm Festival by Geoff Wolinetz
7/08/03	\|	How It Ended: My Last Four Relationships by Josh Abraham
7/07/03	\|	Where God Lies by Nick Jezarian
7/03/03	\|	...If I Could Fly or Shoot Lasers from My Eyes by Ray Stillman
7/02/03	\|	Reminiscing by Geoff Wolinetz
7/01/03	\|	Hey That's My C(r)ab! by Geoff Wolinetz & Ray Stillman
6/26/03	\|	An AOL Chat by Ophelia Balls
6/25/03	\|	Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Self-Help by Y.P.R.
6/24/03	\|	Hey, Shakespeare, Kiss My Ass! by Geoff Wolinetz
6/23/03	\|	Sports Origins by Bobby Rufferto
6/19/03	\|	Your Desk Is a Wonderland by Josh Abraham
6/18/03	\|	Faster Than a Speeding Bullet by Y.P.R.
6/17/03	\|	The Global Male by Diana Grove
6/16/03	\|	Gross Anatomy by Mike Ng
6/13/03	\|	Justin Timberlake's Acceptance Speech by Bobby Rufferto
6/11/03	\|	Cooking by Greg Delton
6/10/03	\|	Lady, What's with All the Cats? by Geoff Wolinetz
6/09/03	\|	You're Firing Me? by Ray Stillman
6/06/03	\|	Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Ever by David Silverman
6/05/03	\|	Your First Time by Bobby Rufferto
6/04/03	\|	How to Fix Your Canon Copier by Brian Newell
6/03/03	\|	Why This Broken Finger Sucks/Doesn't Suck by Geoff Wolinetz
5/30/03	\|	Why Ari Really Quit by Nick Jezarian
5/28/03	\|	Not Suitable for All Ages by Y.P.R.
5/27/03	\|	Sally's Guide to Cleansing Your Corporate Soul by Sally Reardon
5/23/03	\|	Wedding Jitters by Josh Abraham
5/22/03	\|	Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Not Dead by Nick Jezarian
5/21/03	\|	Ten 10s by Y.P.R.
5/20/03	\|	My Cult Is Having Serious Problems by Geoff Wolinetz
5/09/03	\|	Nueve de Mayo by Nick Jezarian
5/08/03	\|	It's All About the Sacagaweas by Tha Injunz
5/07/03	\|	Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham
5/06/03	\|	Pre-Natal Hoop Dreams by Nick Jezarian
5/05/03	\|	Re: Why Girls Can't Drive by Sally Reardon
5/01/03	\|	Around the World by Y.P.R.
4/30/03	\|	Life as a Houseboat by Weoff Golinetz
4/29/03	\|	Why Girls Can't Drive by Lisa Grover
4/28/03	\|	Jay-Z's "Do Re Me" by Nick Jezarian
4/25/03	\|	Pen Pals by Ray Stillman
4/23/03	\|	I'm a Red Hot Chili Pepper by Anthony Kiedis*
4/22/03	\|	Scenes from Next Week's Episode of "Potato, Come Home!" by Nick Jezarian
4/21/03	\|	I Can't Wait for My Midlife Crisis! by Geoff Wolinetz
4/18/03	\|	Easter? I Hardly Know Her! by Y.P.R.
4/17/03	\|	Lo! Bread of Affliction: How to Flirt at the Seder by Y.P.R.
4/16/03	\|	More Soup, Please by Geoff Wolinetz
4/15/03	\|	The Life of My Least-Favorite English Professor by Nick Jezarian
4/11/03	\|	To the Chap Who Finds this Bottle-Enclosed Message by Josh Abraham
4/10/03	\|	My Huge Head by Nick Jezarian
4/09/03	\|	Generic 60s Beach Sitcom by Geoff Wolinetz
4/08/03	\|	Cause C�l�bre by Y.P.R.
4/07/03	\|	...And the Horse You Rode In On by Bobby Rufferto
4/04/03	\|	How to Get Rid of a Body Using Household Objects by James MacFarlane
4/03/03	\|	Do Not Spindle or Mutilate by Geoff Wolinetz
4/02/03	\|	Mistakes I've Made by Josh Abraham
4/01/03	\|	Giorno dello Sciocco di Aprile by Y.P.R.
3/31/03	\|	Clips from Upcoming Stuff I Don't Want to See by Ray Stillman
3/28/03	\|	That's Not How You Shave a Bear by Geoff Wolinetz
3/26/03	\|	A TV-Commercial Script by Ray Stillman
3/25/03	\|	Nunnery vs. Cathouse by Geoff Wolinetz
3/24/03	\|	Why Do People Keep Telling Me I'm Racist and Stupid? by Pierre Cavanaugh
3/21/03	\|	Old-Timey Sales Pitch by Josh Abraham
3/20/03	\|	Axis of Weasel by Y.P.R.
3/19/03	\|	Alternative Uses for Instant Paper Pulp by Nick Jezarian
3/18/03	\|	If S.T.D.s Were People, I'd Be China by Pierre Cavanaugh
3/17/03	\|	A Salute to Some Things Irish by Ray Stillman
3/14/03	\|	My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow by Bobby Rufferto
3/13/03	\|	L'Chiam! by Y.P.R.
3/12/03	\|	Sticky Situation by Josh Abraham
3/11/03	\|	Beef by Nick Jezarian
3/10/03	\|	I'm Sorry, What? by Geoff Wolinetz
3/06/03	\|	Strip This! by Y.P.R.
3/05/03	\|	Koufax! The Musical by Geoff Wolinetz
3/04/03	\|	Ask Professor Quark by Josh Abraham
3/03/03	\|	Tequiza Makes Me Tequeasy by Nick Jezarian
2/28/03	\|	A Good Piece of 'S' by Sally Reardon
2/27/03	\|	Stuff That Sounds Like Porn by Y.P.R.
2/26/03	\|	The Semi-Private Thoughts of Connie Chung by Josh Abraham
2/25/03	\|	Why I Will Never Win the Nobel Peace Prize by Geoff Wolinetz
2/24/03	\|	Lenny Goldfarb, Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse by Pierre Cavanaugh
2/23/03	\|	Confessions of a Kindergarten Mind by Nick Jezarian
2/22/03	\|	Play on Words by Josh Abraham
2/21/03	\|	Cha Cha Cha by Nick Jezarian
2/20/03	\|	A Short Film Rated 'R' by Ray Stillman
2/19/03	\|	A Conversation with England by Josh Abraham
2/18/03	\|	From the Producers of "24" by Geoff Wolinetz
2/17/03	\|	Advance Publicity for My Unwritten Masterpiece in Case I'm Dead by Nick Jezarian
2/16/03	\|	A Miramax Development Executive's Notes on My Date Last Night by Josh Abraham