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The Pied Piper of Harvard Ave.   The Pied Piper of Harvard Ave.

DeVito Eyes
Kim's Black Eye (Detail) Kim's Black Eye Zell Miller & Dolly Parton

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Vinnie's Ear
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Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. N.Y.C. 2004 Shelley's wrist & Anna's head
Josh, Shelley, Anna, Geoff.
Anna arrived dressed as a banana. 'Once upon a time, long, long ago'

'far, far away, and all that jazz...'
By having pupils painted on her eyelids, Anna could feign enthusiasm while catching up on sleep. And Michelangelo painted on his back. 'lillypads' 'frolicking field' 'How do you do, Frog?' Geoff and Josh stood perfectly still, while Anna's body was slowly rotated via Lazy Susan. It's all about the umbrella lights. Cheeky. It's true. Don't tell. Sloppy, sloppy penmanship. Geoff suddenly realizes everybody can smell it. Words, words, words. Goldie Hawn in 'Laugh-In.' Jazzercizing. Shelley was reading a funny joke written on Anna's shoulder blade. Rinsing off with a bottle of Poland Spring. Can you spot the split infinitive? Rinsing off with a bottle of Poland Spring. Fin. Ribbit.
Word. This is a leg, probably. This stopped making sense.