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President George W. Bush, the incumbent, will end the night with 232 electoral votes.
Senator John F. Kerry, the challenger, will tally 269 electoral votes.

Ohio and Florida's votes will be disputed through December.

Why are you wasting your time reading journals of literary satire on a day like today? You should be planted in front of the TV, watching Fox News distort facts.

PANIC! Election Day Is Here. Time to Freak Out.
by Josh Abraham
[Courtesy The Black Table]

Why Dogs Don't Conduct Polls

'The Family' by Kitty Kelley The Y.P.R.
Book Club

The Family:
The Real Story
of the Bush Dynasty

by Kitty Kelley

Excerpt from The Family Matters: The Real Story of the Winslow Dynasty by Jeremy Martin
Truth Is Beauty
by Amy Shearn
'The Rolling Stone Interview with George W. Bush, Part I' by Kurt Loder by Mick Stingley
The Adams Family: My Ill Fated Attempt at Writing a Tell-All Biography about the Adams Dynasty without Doing Any Actual Research by Jeremy Martin
Bush Mountain by Dan Davis (Recycled, but relevant.)

Donkephant Bush v. Kerry Elephonky
The Final Smackup

W.W.J.D.? The Wrong Man’s Burden by J. Daniel Janzen
Closing Statements from the Castaways’ Debate
by Josh Abraham
What Would Jesus Do . . .
If He Were in the Voting Booth?

by Geoff Wolinetz
[Courtesy The Black Table]
Dear Penthouse Forum by Y.P.R.
Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. N.Y.C. 2004 Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. N.Y.C. 2004 Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04” & Store:
Exclusive Gear for Faraway Republicans Visiting Our Liberal Blue City

Blue State T-Shirts How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island by Tony Antoniadis
The As-Yet-Unaired Third ‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’ Advertisement by Dennis DiClaudio
Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention by Matthew Tobey
My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner by Will Layman
()Senator John McCain's Speech to the R.N.C. color-coded by Josh Abraham
[Courtesy (parenthetical note).]
Zello, Dolly!Three Big Boobs by Rob Theakston
My C-Span Diary: Thursday, July 15th, 2004 by Nick Jezarian
Who Has the Bigger Censored!: Democratic Nominee John Kerry or President George W. Bush?: A Random-Sampling Poll Conducted by Telephone by Julie Koch
‘And Another Thing About Bush 43’ by Maureen Dowd by Mick Stingley
oops! A Public Apology from The New York Post by Rupert Murdoch*
J.F.K. & J.F.K. by Matthew Tobey
Why Ari Really Quit by Nick Jezarian
Axis of Weasel
Vote Kerry!Dear Heinz Ketchup [Pt. II] by Josh Abraham
Gimme a Half-Caff Soy Triple Latte (No Foam) and the Unagi/Torigai Special: In Defense of the Green Mountain State by Amy Stender
I Am Your Governor by Arnold Schwartzenegger*
“I ♥ the 80s!” by the Reagan Administration*
Some handsome fellows.