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LITERARY FANTODS

Wrocktober Wrapup

'The Family' by Kitty Kelley The Y.P.R.
Book Club

The Family:
The Real Story
of the Bush Dynasty
by Kitty Kelley

October's almost over, folks. If you'd like to participate in the Y.P.R. Book Club, please get your submission in sooner than soon, because we roll Monday. So please send us your sure-to-be-brilliant parodies, reviews, deleted chapters, musical adaptations, etc., etc., etc.

   

Boo! The Bone-Chilling, Spine-Tingling, Hair-Raising, Bloodcurdling Hallowe'en House of Horror!

(Recycled from 2003 . . . Spooky!)

How Hallmark Invented Hallowe'en

It's the Great Pumpkin-Patch Farmer, Charlie Brown!

What Are We Giving Trick-or-Treaters at Our Door?

A Hallowe'en Message from Dr. Demento

A Trick-or-Treat Guide to the Houses on My Block

Gotham: Four Very Short Spooky Plays about Monsters at Large in the City

Donkephant Bush v. Kerry Elephonky
The Final Smackup

W.W.J.D.? The Wrong Man’s Burden by J. Daniel Janzen
Closing Statements from the Castaways’ Debate
by Josh Abraham
What Would Jesus Do . . .
If He Were in the Voting Booth?
 by Geoff Wolinetz
[Courtesy The Black Table]
Dear Penthouse Forum by Y.P.R.
Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. N.Y.C. 2004 Y.P.R.'s R.N.C. N.Y.C. 2004 Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04” & Store:
Exclusive Gear for Faraway Republicans Visiting Our Liberal Blue City
Blue State T-Shirts How to Protest the Republican National Convention without Giving Up Your Last Weekend at Your Friend’s Timeshare on Fire Island by Tony Antoniadis
The As-Yet-Unaired Third ‘Swift Boat Veterans for Truth’ Advertisement by Dennis DiClaudio
Deleted Lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Speech at the Republican National Convention by Matthew Tobey
My Keynote Address for Tonight’s Family Dinner by Will Layman
()Senator John McCain's Speech to the R.N.C. color-coded by Josh Abraham
[Courtesy (parenthetical note).]
Zello, Dolly!Three Big Boobs by Rob Theakston
My C-Span Diary: Thursday, July 15th, 2004 by Nick Jezarian
Who Has the Bigger Censored!: Democratic Nominee John Kerry or President George W. Bush?: A Random-Sampling Poll Conducted by Telephone by Julie Koch
‘And Another Thing About Bush 43’ by Maureen Dowd by Mick Stingley
oops! A Public Apology from The New York Post by Rupert Murdoch*
J.F.K. & J.F.K. by Matthew Tobey
Bush Mountain by Dan Davis
Vote Kerry!Dear Heinz Ketchup [Pt. II] by Josh Abraham
Gimme a Half-Caff Soy Triple Latte (No Foam) and the Unagi/Torigai Special: In Defense of the Green Mountain State by Amy Stender
I Am Your Governor by Arnold Schwartzenegger*
“I ♥ the 80s!” by the Reagan Administration*
Some handsome fellows.