A Recipe for Yankee Pot Roast

Yankee Pot Roast, partially cooked.

Necessary Ingredients

1¼ cup of the purest olive oil
3 onions, sliced east-west
1 three- to four-pound round beef roast
Enough flour to dredge in
8 slender, lithe carrots, or fatter ones cut in half or quartered
3 ribs celery, cut in half
2½ cups of the beefiest broth
1½ cups of delicious red wine
5 to 6 sprigs of fresh thyme
1 rounded teaspoon of freshly ground black pepper
Salt (to your taste's content)
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
2 rounded tablespoons flour


In a large, heavy flameproof crockpot, preferably cast iron, over medium heat, heat the olive oil and sauté the onions until golden brown. Thoroughly dredge the beef in the flour, covering all surface area. Add the floured beef to the pan and brown on all sides, especially its feminine side. The flour may cause the onions to burn slightly. That's O.K. Add the carrots, celery, beef broth, wine, thyme, black pepper and salt to taste. Reduce heat, partially cover, and let simmer, slightly, for 3 to 3½ hours, occasionally turning the beef and perpetually singing. When the carrots and celery are cooked through, remove them and hold them aside for later.

When the beef is falling apart tender, remove it from the broth. Remove the thyme sprigs. Passionately knead the butter and tablespooned flour together until they are as inseparable as teenage sweethearts. Add the mixture to the broth and stir with a wooden spoon until you have a sauce the consistency of buttermilk. Remove from the heat.

To serve, slice the beef and arrange on a platter. Cover with some of the sauce. Put what sauce remains in a nice bowl or gravy boat. Arrange the carrots and celery attractively on the beef platter. Garnish with fresh thyme sprigs, if you like. Serve immediately.

Serves six (or three fat guys).


RSD | RSS I | RSS II | Atøm | Spanish

Support Submit
From the Y.P.aRchives
Fun, Fickle Fiction (for Free!)
Fact, Opinion, Essay, & Review
Spectacular Features, Calendrical Happenings, Media Gadflies
Poetry & Lyric
Advice, How To, & Self-Help
Semi-Frequent Columns
Letter from the Editors
Disquieting Modern Trends
Interviews with Interviewers
One-Question Interviews
The Book Club
Media Gadflies
Calendrical Happenings
Correspondence (Letters To and Letters From) Letters from Y.P.R. Letters to Y.P.R. Birthday Cards to Celebrities Pop Stars in Hotel Rooms Shreek of the Week of the Day Polish Facts: An Antidote to the Polish Joke The Y.P.aRt Gallery Illustrious Illustration Photography Photomontage Graphic Design Logo Gallery What's Up with That? Fuit Salad Nick's Guff Vermont Girl The M_methicist Daily Garfield Digest New & Noteworthy Contributors' Notes Et Cetera, Et Cetera, Et Cetera The Y.P.aRchives

This journal is powered by Movable Typo 4.01.

Y.P.R. & Co.