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Sand teeth

Think of rhyme to finish that "Swishy Inbred Monarch" poem

Give John Adams a "melvin"

Go uptown with Jefferson to pick up some honeys

Organize annual slave/overseer softball game

Check in with Betsy re: flag

Get gay-looking white wig adjusted

Get key and kite back from Franklin

Sleep somewhere; hang plaque declaring as such

Shoot some redcoats

Chop down that gnarled old cherry tree. Blame Franklin.

See if those Indians fall for another treaty

Skinny dip in the Potomac

Slip Martha the old Washington monument


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The British Are Coming! The British Are Coming!

A Letter from Brent D. Glass, Director, Smithsonian National Museum of American History

George Washington's To-Do List, July 4, 1776

Fab Fours




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