Think of rhyme to finish that "Swishy Inbred Monarch" poem
Give John Adams a "melvin"
Go uptown with Jefferson to pick up some honeys
Organize annual slave/overseer softball game
Check in with Betsy re: flag
Get gay-looking white wig adjusted
Get key and kite back from Franklin
Sleep somewhere; hang plaque declaring as such
Shoot some redcoats
Chop down that gnarled old cherry tree. Blame Franklin.
See if those Indians fall for another treaty
Skinny dip in the Potomac
Slip Martha the old Washington monument
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