100 THINGS YOU CAN BUY FOR A BUCK AT THE STANLEY RUBENFELD MEMORIAL DAY GARAGE SALE!!!
That's right, folks, it's not just for big fancy department stores... No, during this three-day weekend only, everything in my attic, basement, or garage absolutely must go!
Everything Just $1.00!
Cute little GARDEN GNOME!
Most of the questions from Trivial Pursuit (Genus Edition)
Garfield & Odie salt and pepper shakers
Floppy-disk drive for Commodore 64
3 unused flash bulbs compatible with Polaroid XG72 camera
"Mondale / Ferraro '84" button collection
"Mondale '84" hat
Walter Mondale miniature figure
Jim Nabors' "Jim Nabors Sings Love Me With All Your Heart" album
Rubik's Cube 1/6 Completed (Yellow Side)
"Scream Blackula Scream" starring Pam Grier
Blanket stolen from Pan Am airlines
Autographed photo of Lou Gosset, Jr, Beverly D'Angelo, Pia Zadora, and Jamie Farr, backstage at "Circus of the Stars '83"
Paperback copies of James Clavell's entire body of work
Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins life-size poster!
"Ferraro '94" NY State Gubernatorial Campaign buttons
Velvet painting of Dogs Playing Poker
Velvet painting of Geraldine Ferraro
Collection of assorted missing ears
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