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W H A T   A R E   W E D O I N G   F O R   G A M E   7 ? �Is that like some kind of horse race or something? I don�t really follow sports.� Christopher H., 22, Greenwich Village, NY �I�m going to the game. I got a great set of seats from a guy in the street for only $250 each. He told me they were a great deal.� Fred B., 36, LaCrosse, WI �I thought I�d buy a hockey team. Is it too late to get in on this?� Bill G., 48, Redmond, WA �I�ll be discussing Wittgenstein over a glass of tawny port at the Gentlemen�s Club.� Marilyn M., 34, Los Angeles, CA �Connie won�t let me out of the house. She wants me to watch something on the Home and Garden channel.� Maury P., 64, New York, NY �I�ll be at the bar, eh, watching, eh, drinking Molson, eh. Then I�m going out to get some ham with those hoser friends of mine, eh.� Ralph H., 32, Guelph, ON STANLEY STANLEY STANLEY Letter From �Toothless� Jim O�Brien, Oldest Living Stanley Cup Winner A Day in the Life of Phil Pritchard, Guardian of the Stanley Cup What Are We Doing For Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals? What Are We Doing With Our Pucks? * Also, they've been misspelling their name for decades.

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