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E X P O R T S Yankee Pot Roast creates such great quantities of tasty, quality goodness that it is virtually impossible to contain all its product in just one place. The good folks at the following Web sites were nice enough to host some of Y.P.R.'s output. Thanks, good folks at the following Web sites! Enjoy.

Geoff Wolinetz: Jobs I'd Like to Post on Craig's List [courtesy Haypenny (courtesy Archive.org)] Not So Smart Young Man [courtesy eyeshot.net] My Dinner with George and George [courtesy (parenthetical note)] Out on the Town with John Lithgow [courtesy Opium Magazine] A Matter of Respect [courtesy Flak Magazine] Raise Your Hand If You're Hiding a Damp, Sweaty Secret [courtesy The Black Table] What Would Jesus Do . . . If He Were in the Voting Booth? [courtesy The Black Table] An Open Letter to the Panda Handler at the San Diego Zoo. [courtesy McSweeney's] It's Bitter Cold (or, Why I Want to Bang Alexandra Steele, Travel Correspondent for the Weather Channel) [courtesy Über]

Josh Abraham: Pants Peril [courtesy Haypenny (courtesy Archive.org)] The One You've Seen a Zillion Times [courtesy eyeshot.net] Animals I've Eaten [courtesy (parenthetical note)] Some Things I Will Try to Cleverly Work into Flirtatious Conversation, Should I Ever Get the Chance to Speak with Beyoncé Knowles [courtesy (parenthetical note)] Republican National Convention: Senator John McCain's Speech [courtesy (parenthetical note)] Tales from the Porto!: Released from the Bowels of Hell [courtesy The Black Table] In North Palm Beach, Christmas Never Says Die [courtesy The Black Table] Incoming! July 12, 2004 [courtesy The Black Table] Crayola Crayons Included in Its New Hollywood Box. [courtesy McSweeney's] An Open Letter to Umlaut. [courtesy McSweeney's] Young Men Discuss the World of New York Magazine Publishing: A Haiku [courtesy Really Small Talk] The Second-Worst Thing About Hitler [courtesy Über] How to Make It Big-Time in Hollywood [courtesy Über] Mr. Zeus Goes to Town [courtesy Sweet Fancy Moses]

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