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D E A R    H E I N Z

BY
JOSH ABRAHAM




Heinz Consumer Affairs
P.O. Box 57
Pittsburgh, PA 15230

March 12, 2003

Dear Heinz,

Could you help me out with something? I'm totally stumped.

  1. Ketchup.
Thanks, Heinz.

Yours truly,


Josh Abraham

P.S. You guys kick Hunt's's ass



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