Jonathan Zizmor, M.D.
Dear Dr. Zizmor,
I've seen your rainbow-colored advertisements plastered all over the 4-, the 5-, and the F-trains. You're the most famous dermatologist underneath New York City! You're right up there along with Maribel and Hector, the Spanish safe-sex soap-opera comic strips! A legend underground!
Now, an epidermic question, Doctor:
I'm very freckly, but the freckles are concentrated only on the left side of my face. (I'm half Irish). When I have to pose for pictures, I try to make sure I'm in profile; freckle-side out if I'm feeling cheery, clean side if not. Is it possible to have some of the freckles removed and redistributed to the right side of my face, for symmetry?
Please let me know. "Thank you, Doctor Zizmor!"