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February 3, 2004       |       Today's Terror Mood Ring: cheap ASCII art.       |       Happy Birthday, Tallulah!
There's all sorts of busy in the ether at Y.P.R. HQ lately.

Crockpot.

WRITERS-ON-WRITING MONTH, this a-way.

YEAH, RIGHT, "WARDROBE FAILURE."
I'M SURE.

BY
JANET JACKSON'S JEALOUS LEFT NIPPLE



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Goddamn it! She's always stealing my thunder! I swear, she's so totally Paris to my Nicky. I hate her!!!!

Whatevs. I'm the pretty one, anyway.








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Crockpot.


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