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WRITERS-ON-WRITING MONTH!
Inspiration! Revision! Rejection! Writer's Block! Book Reports! Language! Style! Poetry! Prose! Plays! Ink! Typewriters! Quills! Sharpies! Editors! Agents! Reviews! Stet! Strunk & White! Merriam & Webster! Barnes & Noble! Cliffs Notes! Wite-Out!



Letters from the Editor

The New New York Times Book Review: This Isn't Your Father's New York Times Book Review by Y.P.R.

Snotwatch by Y.P.R.

Why I'll Never Be Published in The New Yorker by Geoff Wolinetz

Letters to the Editor

Letter to Failure by Philip Routh

Concerning My Recent Submission by J. Daniel Janzen

Pitching to Cousin Graydon by K. Robinson Carter

Poets on Poetry

An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled "How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck," Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls by Whitney Pastorek

Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets
by George Motisher

More Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets
by George Motisher

Poetic License by Kay Sexton

Books! Books! Books!

Sexyin' Up the Classics by Jeff Barnosky

Moby-Dick: The Whale's Story by Ken Krimstein

Some Sequels to Famous Books Written by the Original Authors' Offspring by Geoff Wolinetz

Op-Ed'ed

'And Another Thing About Bush 43' by Maureen Dowd by Mick Stingley

How to Write Good

Writing Good by John Irving*

Writing Well by Norman Mailer*

Alternatively, How to Write Gouda by Tom Robbins*

Writing Goodly by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.*

Good Writing by J.D. Salinger*

Reader Meet Author

Poetry in Pastrami: The Carnegie Deli Goes Lit by Ken Krimstein

Coverage from a Hollywood Reader by Ray Stillman




AND SOME CLASSICS FROM THE Y.P.aRrchives.

HOW TO WRITE GOOD

Strunk íní White: New íní Improved!!! by Ken Krimstein
Extreme Creative Writing by Darby Larson
Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham
Brief Character Summaries for My Yet-to-Be-Written Play by Geoff Wolinetz
Advance Publicity for My Unwritten Masterpiece in Case I'm Dead by Nick Jezarian

READER MEET AUTHOR

Hey, Shakespeare, Kiss My Ass! by Geoff Wolinetz
The Songwriter by Christian McNeil
The Life of My Least-Favorite English Professor by Nick Jezarian
My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow by Bobby Rufferto

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Dear N.Y.T.B.R. by Josh Abraham

BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS!

The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation by Ken Krimstein
Everything Is Translated by Y.P.R.
The DeVito Code by Y.P.R.
The Metamorphosis by Trevor Seigler
Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Ever by David Silverman
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Not Dead by Nick Jezarian
Winnie-the-Pooh and the Thug Life by Geoff Wolinetz
A Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter by Pierre Cavanaugh
Wonka'ed by Geoff Wolinetz
Cliffster Notes by Darby Larson

UPCOMING TITLES FROM Y.P.R. BOOKS

Travel
Self-Help
Erotica
The Scrolling Book Club





*Not really.


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