Letters from the Editor
The New New York Times Book Review: This Isn't Your Father's New York Times Book Review by Y.P.R.
Snotwatch by Y.P.R.
Why I'll Never Be Published in The New Yorker by Geoff Wolinetz
Letters to the Editor
Letter to Failure by Philip Routh
Concerning My Recent Submission by J. Daniel Janzen
Pitching to Cousin Graydon by K. Robinson Carter
Poets on Poetry
An Assortment of Love Poems Written with the Assistance of a Pamphlet Entitled "How 2 Write Love Poems That Don't Suck," Distributed by Delias.com, a Clothing Company That Caters to Pre-Teen Girls by Whitney Pastorek
Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets
by George Motisher
More Valentines Affairs of the Famous; as Revealed by Their Love Sonnets
by George Motisher
Poetic License by Kay Sexton
Books! Books! Books!
Sexyin' Up the Classics by Jeff Barnosky
Moby-Dick: The Whale's Story by Ken Krimstein
Some Sequels to Famous Books Written by the Original Authors' Offspring by Geoff Wolinetz
'And Another Thing About Bush 43' by Maureen Dowd by Mick Stingley
How to Write Good
Writing Good by John Irving*
Writing Well by Norman Mailer*
Alternatively, How to Write Gouda by Tom Robbins*
Writing Goodly by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.*
Good Writing by J.D. Salinger*
Reader Meet Author
Poetry in Pastrami: The Carnegie Deli Goes Lit by Ken Krimstein
Coverage from a Hollywood Reader by Ray Stillman
AND SOME CLASSICS FROM THE Y.P.aRrchives.
HOW TO WRITE GOOD
Strunk íní White: New íní Improved!!! by Ken Krimstein
Extreme Creative Writing by Darby Larson
Ransom-Note Writing Tips by Josh Abraham
Brief Character Summaries for My Yet-to-Be-Written Play by Geoff Wolinetz
Advance Publicity for My Unwritten Masterpiece in Case I'm Dead by Nick Jezarian
READER MEET AUTHOR
Hey, Shakespeare, Kiss My Ass! by Geoff Wolinetz
The Songwriter by Christian McNeil
The Life of My Least-Favorite English Professor by Nick Jezarian
My Dinner with Bellucci and Bellow by Bobby Rufferto
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear N.Y.T.B.R. by Josh Abraham
BOOKS! BOOKS! BOOKS!
The Catcher in the Rye: The Unauthorized German Translation by Ken Krimstein
Everything Is Translated by Y.P.R.
The DeVito Code by Y.P.R.
The Metamorphosis by Trevor Seigler
Excerpt from the Best Harlequin Romance Ever by David Silverman
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Not Dead by Nick Jezarian
Winnie-the-Pooh and the Thug Life by Geoff Wolinetz
A Muggle's Guide to Harry Potter by Pierre Cavanaugh
Wonka'ed by Geoff Wolinetz
Cliffster Notes by Darby Larson
UPCOMING TITLES FROM Y.P.R. BOOKS
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