Californication
Celebrity-Gubernatorial-Candidate Hollerin’
In which Y.P.R. presents public addresses from some of the candidates of the 2003 California Recall Election Free-for-All.
“I Am Your Governor” by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Greetings, meek humans of California! It is I, Arnold, the Austrian Oak, your future governor. You will have no other governors before me! I decree it. It is done. [More…]“Huff in Here” by Arianna Huffington
Helloooo, Californiaaaa! I know what you are thinking. My creepy accent sounds downright un-American, my husband tried to buy a Senatorial election, my political commentary is not only poorly spoken, but well off the mark, and my reputation as a social and political pundit is overrated.
But come on, Compton, throw ya hands up. [More…]“In Like Me” by Larry Flynt
Yeargghhh, howdy, folks. You may lookit me and see “Larry Flynt, smut peddler,” but you folks is got all wrong. That was the old me. Welcome to new me, Gub’na Larry Hustler. The choice of the Golden State. [More…]
“Watchu Talkin’ ’bout Cali?” by Gary Coleman
Watchu talkin’ ’bout Sacramento? Watchu talkin’ ’bout Anaheim? Watchu talkin’ ’bout Golden Gate Bridge? [More…]
