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Hey, remember The Fourth of July, 2003? We don't, but found this in our archives:

Fourth of July Fourthiness.

Independence is on the march, patriots.

& Recently . . .

Kurt Cobain's Ghost with an Invitation to a Fourth of July Picnic and Fireworks by Angela Genusa

"B.L.T.": A Review by Will Layman

Ten Tiny Poems by Brian Beatty

Angry Words from a Gnome Who to This Day Continues to Think the Human Genome Project Was Actually The Human Gnome Project by David Ng

Key Party, N.Y.C., Circa Always by William K. Burnette

A Day on the Phone with Mythological Norse Firewarrior, Bringer of Storms by Aaron Belz

Polish Fact

Daily Newspapers:
Gazeta Wyborcza
Super Express
Nasz Dziennik

Weekly Magazines:
Wprost (rightwing)
Polityka (leftwing)
Newsweek (Polish edition)
Najwyższy Czas! (rightwing)
Przegląd (leftwing)

Learn a Foreign Tongue!

Parlez-Vous Français!
Les filles gros-basées, vous faites le monde basculant circuler.
Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2003   |    Listicles

Upcoming Titles from Y.P.R. Books: Self-Help

Deflating Your Pompous Ego:
Getting Your Sorry-Ass Feet Back Down on Solid Ground, You Big Jackass

It’s Not Your Fault, It’s Theirs

3 Steps to Personal Happiness
Why Tequila Makes Everything Better

Are You Taking Enough Pills?

When Life Hands You Lemons, Throw Them through the Windows of Life’s House

7 Habits of High People

The Road Traveled by People More Successful Than You

All I Really Needed to Know I Learned from Correspondence Courses Endorsed by Gloria Bunker

You Need a Hug? Try Getting a Job!

Your Husband Won’t Make Love to You Until you Lose this Weight

Self-Help This!

So You’re Crippled by Depression

You Smell Terrific!
(And Other Positive Reinforcements!)

Shunning Your Inner Leper

Chicken Soup for the International Fence

The Idiot’s Guide to Being a Cantankerous Curmudgeon

Rid Your House/Body of Evil

How to Maintain a Healthy, Active Relationship with Your Volvo

The Self-Help Guide to How-To Books for Idiots and Dummies