“… When you boys go back out on the court, I want you to remember this: you’re not playing for yourselves. You’re playing for the team. I don’t care who makes the basket as long as he’s wearing one of our jerseys. You should be helping each other out. I want to see blocking, I want to see defense, I want to see passing. I know you hate hearing this, but tough—you need to hear it again: remember, boys, there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’.”
“Or in JM J. Bullock!”
Friday Morning Lament
Last night's become a blur it seems Riddled with odd and crazy dreams Singing songs with Shirley Jones Tom Hanks and I ate ice cream cones Fat guy dancing with Chris Farley Smoking ganja with Bob Marley Johnny Carson's... 
Short Introduction I Have Planned for When I Get to Break Ground on the New Wing on the Children' Hospital in My Town
When Mr. Morgenthau asked me to say a few word at this groundbreaking ceremony, the first thing that went through my mind was, “Is he KID-ding?” [Hold for laughter] After all, I don’t have any children of my own. As...
Happy Birthday, I. M. Pei!
I am π.
