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Quiz: Are You Curious?

by Jason Roeder

As a child, you were naturally inquisitive. You might’ve shaken your Christmas presents or probed an electric socket with a barrette. As you entered adolescence, maybe you sampled chewing tobacco, tried on the undergarments of an opposite-gendered parent, or ran…

David Sedaris Rules the World

by Dale Dobson

Back from the Dead and Desperate for Cash, Charles Bukowski Tries to Write a Chick Lit Novel

by David Waters

Polish Fact

Gross Domestic Product:
$373.2 billion (2002 est.)

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Der Tog nokh der Morgn.
The Day after Tomorrow.

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Friday, September 1, 2006   |    Etc.

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