Monday, August 18, 2003

Dear M-J,

Happy 33rd Birthday!

Dude, tell that bastard Cockroach he owes me 70 bucks. If that sumbitch doesn’t pay up soon, I’m gonna get all slaphappy on his deadbeat ass with the leg that broke off my coffee table.

Happy Birthday!

Your friend,

August 18, 1970 | Malcolm-Jamal Warner | Cosby kid

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