Friday, February 13, 2004

Dear Peter,

Oooooooooh in your eyes! (The light, the heat!) Your eyes! (I am complete!) Your eyes! I see the doorways (your eyes) to a thousand churches (your eyes) … etc.

You know, Cusack does that outside Ione Skye’s window, and it’s all romanitc. I do the same thing, and whammo! Restraining order. Yeah, that’s fair.

Happy 54th Birthday!

Jeremy Piven

February 13, 1950 | Peter Gabriel | sledgehammer

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