After stalking the cute perfume tester at the mall, Jon is sprayed with Eau de Sauerkraut, which, as the cat points out, goes well with wieners. (Get it? Wieners!)
Jon, desparate for any living attention, tells his pet of the cute girl he met at the supermarket. Sad, I know. Sadder still: the cat only cares whether its master bought doughnuts. I bet the supermarket checkout girl didn’t even…
Listen: The Y.P.R. Book Club hereby selects the entire canon of Kurt Vonnegut Jr. including the new collection, A Man without a Country. Please send forth your Kilgore Troutisms, your sketchy doodles, your decrepit old-man ramblings, your liberal, humanist, psuedo-socialist,…
